wykikitoon 23305 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, Gemmill said: ASM sex tape? I bet his fucking sparrow even has a bandage on it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23305 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 It will be clean as fuck from your tongue like 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45834 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 ASM’s sex tape; Pump Pump Pu… “Sacre Bleu! Oh La La! Je suis blesse! Hon hon hon!” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51190 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 30 stepovers before he even takes his kegs off. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45834 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Aims for the hole- stabs it in her eye. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37283 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 3 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: My god that was a dry boring video That’s a bit niche 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted July 8, 2023 Author Share Posted July 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: the king ready to lead the charge 💪 Seen loads of rumours we're selling him and replacing him with Harvey Barnes. Rubbish for me. Keep ASM fit he's a massive asset especially in Europe. Buy Barnes aswell, imagine the options we'll have then man. We don't need to sell ASM and he clearly loves the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12662 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: the king ready to lead the charge 💪 To the treatment room? 🙂 Edited July 9, 2023 by RobinRobin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8569 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 9 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said: Seen loads of rumours we're selling him and replacing him with Harvey Barnes. Rubbish for me. Keep ASM fit he's a massive asset especially in Europe. Buy Barnes aswell, imagine the options we'll have then man. We don't need to sell ASM and he clearly loves the club. Agree. Apart from winding up LTA we should keep ASM. He honestly has tried to adapt his game under Howe and whilst he'll never be a good defender he did actually delivery quite a few good passes. He steps up in big occassion matches of which there will be more for us this season that any in recent times. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23305 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 If we get Barnes I would offload ASM. If not then def keep him. He's still got some value in him that we can reuse. But he's become accident prone. I've never seen a player wear so mamay bandages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8569 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: If we get Barnes I would offload ASM. If not then def keep him. He's still got some value in him that we can reuse. But he's become accident prone. I've never seen a player wear so mamay bandages! He's a mummy's boy. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12081 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, OTF said: He's a mummy's boy. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 If someone were to offer £40m for ASM we should take it. He's an exciting game changer for a team, but he's just too injury prone. When we didn't have an actual tactician in the managers office ASM was clearly our biggest threat to other teams. Now he's still a threat, but our overall game doesn't need to rely on him as much. At this stage of our evolution we play a more complete game without him, we need to be shrewd in the transfer window and selling him frees up a bit in wages and a sizeable chunk in transfer fee. He must be on about £70k pw, that plus a £35m fee would make it easier to bring in Barnes who can not only replace ASM's creativity, but also provides better tactical awareness/defensive cover. When we're trophy gobbling behemoth, we can sign someone like ASM, for the lols. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23305 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 We would be mental to turn down £40m for him. IMO the Max we will get for him is £30m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51190 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Would you say that's his Saint-Maximum? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 43 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: We would be mental to turn down £40m for him. IMO the Max we will get for him is £30m. Nah, £30m isn't very much. £70k pw, until 2026. He's 26yr old and a really creative player when fit. Would be a real difference maker for a team like Crystal Palace. Any midtable team who puts an emphasis on defence and are in need of an attacking outlet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45834 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 1 hour ago, The Fish said: trophy gobbling behemoth @trophyshy- your new name in a year or two? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23305 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Taking on the statman eh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11343 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: Scores goals for a relegation team where others will come out and attack instead of sitting back, wont get that at Newcastle. Cant create. Cant take a man on. Error prone in defence. Need to stay well in clear and never mention this guy in the same sentence as ASM. Educate yourself, before you humiliate yourself. 🤔 Rumour review | NUFC Transfer Links | Wingers & Forwards - June 2023 (substack.com) Specifically the line breaking passes and finishing. And Barnes will improve with better players around him, ASM needs to be the focus of a team and that will never happen at Newcastle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23305 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 (edited) ASM averages about 9 turnovers per 90 excluding misplaced passes, Barnes under 6 per 90 over the last 3 seasons. The defensive stats for Barnes are poor but they’re still better than ASM and it’s a season his team were relegated, his defensive stats for the prior season are a lot better and show how he contributes to the press especially his attacking 3rd number (the key one for how we play). Key passes and shot creating actions aren’t the best stats. A key pass is simply a pass that leads to a shot (so not a line breaking pass), so that could be a sideways pass on the halfway line that ends with a 30 yard shot into row Z, and again it’s stats from a relegated team. Shot creating actions will always heavily favor ASM, it counts every action in the lead up to a shot - so a take on then a pass to a player who then shoots means 2, whereas Barnes using a 1-2 pass to beat his man then passing to a shot taker creates 1 SCA. ASM defensive stats from last season: Edited July 10, 2023 by Howay 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33646 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: Scores goals for a relegation team where others will come out and attack instead of sitting back, wont get that at Newcastle. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4850 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 So what LTA is saying is dont look at goals/assists but instead at other obscure stats because numbers DO matter. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4850 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, Howay said: ASM averages about 9 turnovers per 90 excluding misplaced passes, Barnes under 6 per 90 over the last 3 seasons. The defensive stats for Barnes are poor but they’re still better than ASM and it’s a season his team were relegated, his defensive stats for the prior season are a lot better and who how he contributes to the press especially his attacking 3rd number (the key one for how we play). Key passes and shot creating actions aren’t the best stats. A key pass is simply a pass that leads to a shot (so not a line breaking pass), so that could be a sideways pass on the halfway line that ends with a 30 yard shot into row Z, and again it’s stats from a relegated team. Shot creating actions will always heavily favor ASM, it counts every action in the lead up to a shot - so a take on then a pass to a player who then shoots means 2, whereas Barnes using a 1-2 pass to beat his man then passing to a shot taker creates 1 SCA. ASM defensive stats from last season: But key passes, shot creating actions and funny stepovers are so much more important than actual goal contributions dont you understand that? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23305 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 'Plane to catch' AKA I don't wanna be SMASHED by the STATS the mean anything 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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