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8 minutes ago, Alex said:

Btw, how is this newsworthy? :lol: 

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Affair number three

Katie said: “This was with a man who had recently split with his wife because he had been cheating.

“He had a high sex drive and he really brought out my kinky side.”

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I’m surprised they didn’t ask for someone who works well under pressure. 

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Seems like an efficient billionaire disposal system if you ask me. More of this please.

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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Did I ever recount the tale of when I applied after-sun milk to my puckered and tender balloon knot whilst I was “working” my way around the Mediterranean? 

 

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Long story short, ran out of keks after a week of putting up tents in hot sun, made the mistake of going commando for a day in cut off denim shorts. :wub:
By the end of the day my starfish was like Lesley Ashe’s duckface. 
I had a bottle of aftersun and thought “ that’ll sooth it”. 
About 5 seconds after I slapped some on it…

 

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I actually did a handstand in the shower to soothe the puckering for about 20 minutes. 
 

Don’t put after sun on your sweaty winker, kids :good: 

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2 hours ago, Renton said:

:lol:

 

I don't buy this story at all. The whole point about after sun is its soothing, right? I reckon you mixed up your tub of vaseline with a tub of Vicks vapour rub, you animal. 

There speaks the voice of experience 

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