This is the news!

[RobinRobin 11536]

2 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

You know the season is over when MF digs up 9 year old articles. It is a pretty good one though to be fair to him.

Yes, but will it kill Trump? 

[ewerk 31190]

Surely they can just shoot the tsunami?

[aimaad22 4222]

Once it reaches the schools yeah.

[Dazzler 10344]

8 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

Once it reaches the schools yeah.

Any excuse to bump this absolute classic:

 

[Monkeys Fist 43035]

On 30/05/2024 at 01:25, aimaad22 said:

You know the season is over when MF digs up 9 year old articles. It is a pretty good one though to be fair to him.

 

9 years closer to disaster! 
 

 

( I’m assuming in the intervening years they’ve got their shit together and made everything rickety-boo? …

 

 

… no? Ah well, at least they won’t have any hospital bills when there’s no hospitals  ) 

[aimaad22 4222]

I wouldn't count on that based on my limited experience with American Healthcare 🍭 

[Isegrim 9887]

 

[Dazzler 10344]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

 

But...freedom of speech Joey, what about the snowflakes? You were the best of us!

[Howmanheyman 33802]

 

 

 

These two btw.

 

 

[Sonatine 11542]

 

My dad's funeral cost about 5 grand, and that was a decent enough do.

 

The absolute cheek of this grifting old cow 

[ewerk 31190]

Aye but the post funeral drinks are in the Bahamas.

[Monkeys Fist 43035]

Two Australian mathematicians have shown that CT will finally get the hang of this football thing long, long before any monkeys knock out Shakespeare on a typewriter …

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o
 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3957]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Two Australian mathematicians have shown that CT will finally get the hang of this football thing long, long before any monkeys knock out Shakespeare on a typewriter …

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o
 

It's nice to see the BBC doesn't know the deifference between monkeys and apes either.

[Monkeys Fist 43035]

3 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

It's nice to see the BBC doesn't know the deifference between monkeys and apes either.

Therein lies a tail…

[ewerk 31190]

Good to see Australia tackling the pressing issues of our time.

[The Fish 10962]

It doesn't even appear to solve the problem. It's "a monkey given infinite time could type the works of Shakespeare", and yet they've allowed that monkey a finite amount of time. So the whole thing is moot.

[Monkeys Fist 43035]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

It doesn't even appear to solve the problem. It's "a monkey given infinite time could type the works of Shakespeare", and yet they've allowed that monkey a finite amount of time. So the whole thing is moot.

Does time cease to exist when the Universe ends? 
 

If yes, they’ve answered. 

 

If no, fuck ‘em, stupid bloody monkeys. 

[The Fish 10962]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Does time cease to exist when the Universe ends? 
 

If yes, they’ve answered. 

 

If no, fuck ‘em, stupid bloody monkeys. 

If time ends, it's not infinite and as the problem relies on time being infinite enforcing any kind of limit, even the heat death of the universe, renders the solution moot. 

 

You can fit infinite elephants inside a field that is infinitely big. You can't the second you put a fence around it, as it immediately ceases to be infinitely big, as you've given it an end.

 

Also, the article says "Despite its name, the so-called heat death would actually be slow and cold" 1, heat death implies death of heat, not death by heat and 2, is doesn't imply speed of any kind.

 

Whoever wrote the article is as stupid as the researchers who wasted their finite time by including finite time.

[Monkeys Fist 43035]

26 minutes ago, The Fish said:

If time ends, it's not infinite and as the problem relies on time being infinite enforcing any kind of limit, even the heat death of the universe, renders the solution moot. 

 

You can fit infinite elephants inside a field that is infinitely big. You can't the second you put a fence around it, as it immediately ceases to be infinitely big, as you've given it an end.

 

Also, the article says "Despite its name, the so-called heat death would actually be slow and cold" 1, heat death implies death of heat, not death by heat and 2, is doesn't imply speed of any kind.

 

Whoever wrote the article is as stupid as the researchers who wasted their finite time by including finite time.

 

If infinite monkeys had infinite time they still wouldn’t produce anything as sanctimonious as this post. 

[Toonpack 9902]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

It doesn't even appear to solve the problem. It's "a monkey gibbon infinite time could type the works of Shakespeare", and yet they've allowed that monkey a finite amount of time. So the whole thing is moot.

PYP

[spongebob toonpants 4118]

[Alex 35565]

Dutch police find gnome made of MDMA during drug bust
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy9jr3y8gv5o
 

[ewerk 31190]

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/dec/09/us-woman-caught-with-golden-gun-in-luggage-at-sydney-airport-jailed-for-a-year-ntwnfb

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43035]

27 minutes ago, ewerk said:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/dec/09/us-woman-caught-with-golden-gun-in-luggage-at-sydney-airport-jailed-for-a-year-ntwnfb

 

 

 

 

First line. 
“Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school”

 

Stopped there 

[RobinRobin 11536]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

First line. 
“Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school”

 

Stopped there