This is the news!

[Sonatine 11542]

Grifters gonna grift.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/22912846/captain-tom-moore-daughter-charity-spa-pool/

[RobinRobin 11545]

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/perth/penis-and-vagina-shaped-waffles-coming-to-perth-with-cheeky-waffles-set-to-open-in-september-c-11188005

[Monkeys Fist 43060]

That reminds me of these two local ( Wallsend and Sunniside), vagina themed hairdressers…

 

The first one is now closed, probably because no one could be arsed to find it. 

[RobinRobin 11545]

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/offbeat/us-food-and-drug-administration-report-revealed-mri-dislodged-butt-plug-into-patients-abdomen--c-11302673

[Monkeys Fist 43060]

Eh???

 

” It’s you’re MRI today pet, have you got your appointment card?”

”Yes”

“List of medications?”

”Yes”

”Butt plug?”

” Already in”

” Keys, card and phone?”

” Oh, thanks I nearly forgot them…”

[RobinRobin 11545]

3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Eh???

 

” It’s you’re MRI today pet, have you got your appointment card?”

”Yes”

“List of medications?”

”Yes”

”Butt plug?”

” Already in”

” Keys, card and phone?”

” Oh, thanks I nearly forgot them…”

Knew I could rely on you 

[Sonatine 11542]

 

Slightly disappointed to discover this was not about the dead magician, but hey ho.

 

[ewerk 31195]

 

The former President was quoted as saying, 'Shiiiiiiitt'.

 

[Monkeys Fist 43060]

Looks like the current precedent ate the former precedent- covfefe. 

[Toonpack 9915]

[ewerk 31195]

UK gun laws saving CT from himself.

[wykikitoon 20709]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12460773/Man-25-caught-having-sex-COW-farmers-grew-suspicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43060]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12460773/Man-25-caught-having-sex-COW-farmers-grew-suspicious-animals-abused-installed-alarms.html

 

 

I was fully expecting that to be in sunderland. 

[Monkeys Fist 43060]

Meanwhile…

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-66645681

 

[RobinRobin 11545]

15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Looks like the current precedent ate the former precedent- covfefe. 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2991]

On 30/08/2023 at 13:30, Monkeys Fist said:

Meanwhile…

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-66645681

 

 

15 years? They should do a highlights video.

 

[Alex 35567]

On 30/08/2023 at 13:25, Monkeys Fist said:

Looks like the current precedent ate the former precedent- covfefe. 

Is there a precedent for that? 

[RobinRobin 11545]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

Is there a precedent for that? 

[wykikitoon 20709]

Awful 'quake in Morroco 

[ewerk 31195]

I think this lad has a very good case for entrapment.

 

[wykikitoon 20709]

Love how the media are making he's out to be a cross between Rambo and Bin Laden.  Aye, hence why he was in fucking Wandsworth and not Wakefield. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3957]

15 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Love how the media are making he's out to be a cross between Rambo and Bin Laden.  Aye, hence why he was in fucking Wandsworth and not Wakefield. 

He sounds like a guy bored with his job who desperately tried to make himself interesting.

[Alex 35567]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Love how the media are making he's out to be a cross between Rambo and Bin Laden.  Aye, hence why he was in fucking Wandsworth and not Wakefield. 

Loads of theories when he was on the run about how the Iranians would be getting him out of the country etc. I bet they didn’t even know who he was 

[Gemmill 46002]

I wonder what his dad, Wiz, makes of it all.

[The Fish 10963]

I heard Toontastic old guard Jimbo is his secret dad, but he goes by the pseudonym "Juan"