This is the news!

[Dr Gloom 22143]

38 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fucking honking, aren’t they? 

fowl 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

fowl 

I thought mine was bad but that is truly Orville. 

[Dr Gloom 22143]

11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I thought mine was bad but that is truly Orville. 

Daffy as a brush, you 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

You running out of duck puns Gloomy? 
Don’t worry, I can’t think of any more, eider. 

[Dr Gloom 22143]

Yeah, I’m done. Absolutely goosed 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

13 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Absolutely goosed 

Hope it’s just tiredness and not a more serious mallardy. 

[Dr Gloom 22143]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Hope it’s just tiredness and not a more serious mallardy. 

 
get tae duck  

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

[Meenzer 15716]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Now that's meta

 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

16 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Now that's meta

 

It seems to fit the bill. 

[Dr Gloom 22143]

Fish couldn’t live with my superior duck punnery. 
 

He quacked under pressure

[Tom 14013]

You’re all just lucky Ant didn’t show us where the “DELETE FORUM” button is. 

[Dr Gloom 22143]

Is that a polite request to stop? I was just getting the bit between my beak 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

Nah, it’s just Tom ruffling a few feathers. 

[Toonpack 9927]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fucking honking, aren’t they? 

That’s geese man, not ducks, but I’ll let you off, just this swans mind

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

10 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

That’s geese man, not ducks, but I’ll let you off, just this swans mind

Right, putting you on mute. 

[Dr Gloom 22143]

23 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

That’s geese man, not ducks, but I’ll let you off, just this swans mind

winging it  

[Toonpack 9927]

16 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

winging it  

Puns are my cygneture posts tbh

[Toonpack 9927]

31 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Right, putting you on mute. 

You whooper

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

I don’t want to blow my own trumpeter, but I’m absolutely nailing this. 

[Meenzer 15716]

It's spreading...

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

This is a very bizarre tale- 16yr old kid goes missing in India over 40 years ago, 4 years later some lad turns up, neighbours tell his blind dad it’s him, so he accepts him - even though his wife says it’s not their son. 
Earlier this year the “son” was eventually jailed…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-61981241.amp

[Gemmill 46022]

28 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This is a very bizarre tale- 16yr old kid goes missing in India over 40 years ago, 4 years later some lad turns up, neighbours tell his blind dad it’s him, so he accepts him - even though his wife says it’s not their son. 
Earlier this year the “son” was eventually jailed…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-61981241.amp

 

Have you watched the documentary, The Imposter? Similar story and absolutely radge. 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Have you watched the documentary, The Imposter? Similar story and absolutely radge. 

I’ve not seen it but I’ve read about Bourdin- what’s incredible about the story from India is how long the bloke managed to fool them. 

They’re investigating suspect land sales of the father’s land that he gifted to his “son”, who sold it on to people from his original home village. 
 

[Dr Gloom 22143]

 

i, for one, welcome our new robot overlords