This is the news!

[Meenzer 15497]

Here's hoping  

[Alex 35044]

It won’t hit the earth on this orbit. It’ll be the next time round. Just as we’re about to win something 

Edited November 24, 2021 by Alex

[Monkeys Fist 42331]

Porridge Government help to spread Scottish Beavers. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59403784

 

[Monkeys Fist 42331]

4 hours ago, Meenzer said:

Here's hoping  

At least it would shut Clarko up. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3883]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Porridge Government help to spread Scottish Beavers. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59403784

 

Sir Frank McAvennie has a response to that.

[RobinRobin 11246]

14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

At least it would shut Clarko up. 

As if

[thebrokendoll 9182]

a really, really unfortunate 'trip' or we've got some weird fuckers down here. you decide!

 

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

[Monkeys Fist 42331]

28 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

a really, really unfortunate 'trip' or we've got some weird fuckers down here. you decide!

 

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

“The man was a military enthusiast ”

Understatement of the year. 

[Monkeys Fist 42331]

Also, 

“The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells.”…

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33058]

I wonder which way he voted? 

[Gemmill 44746]

If you told me it was Mark Francois, it would make perfect sense. 

[thebrokendoll 9182]

47 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Also, 

“The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells.”…

 

 

 

 

pretty reasonable to assume apart from being a bit unsteady on his feet his lips are gonna be very tightly sealed too.

not the sort of 'incident' you want the lads at work or down the pub getting wind of!

 

[Monkeys Fist 42331]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

If you told me it was Mark Francois, it would make perfect sense. 

Can’t have been.

Says the shell was 170cm long- it’d have been poking out of his mouth. 

[Alex 35044]

4 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

a really, really unfortunate 'trip' or we've got some weird fuckers down here. you decide!

 

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

Arsenal supporter 

[Gemmill 44746]

Speaking of Francois... 

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21908]

Already on CT’s Christmas list 

[Rayvin 5217]

Self published presumably because no publisher worth their salt would touch it  

[ewerk 30521]

 

[Monkeys Fist 42331]

First time he’s ever been short of pies…

[Monkeys Fist 42331]

Saudi camel beauty pageant cracks down on cosmetic enhancements https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-59593001
 

 

No comment. 

[Meenzer 15497]

[Gemmill 44746]

https://news.sky.com/story/vancouver-canucks-fan-who-spotted-staffers-cancerous-mole-given-10-000-medical-school-scholarship-12508025

 

Not quite what this thread is for, but this is a nice story. 

[ewerk 30521]

 

 

Don't worry though, she's not going out of business.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42331]

Paging @Kid Dynamite

[Andrew 4747]

Not sure if this is the right thread for this, since I genuinely think it is really cool

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/jan/05/bmw-unveils-car-that-changes-colour-at-the-touch-of-a-button