This is the news!

[Meenzer 15716]

Here's hoping  

[Alex 35571]

It won’t hit the earth on this orbit. It’ll be the next time round. Just as we’re about to win something 

Edited November 24, 2021 by Alex

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

Porridge Government help to spread Scottish Beavers. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59403784

 

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

4 hours ago, Meenzer said:

Here's hoping  

At least it would shut Clarko up. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3964]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Porridge Government help to spread Scottish Beavers. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59403784

 

Sir Frank McAvennie has a response to that.

[RobinRobin 11550]

14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

At least it would shut Clarko up. 

As if

[thebrokendoll 9454]

a really, really unfortunate 'trip' or we've got some weird fuckers down here. you decide!

 

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

28 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

a really, really unfortunate 'trip' or we've got some weird fuckers down here. you decide!

 

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

“The man was a military enthusiast ”

Understatement of the year. 

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

Also, 

“The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells.”…

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33829]

I wonder which way he voted? 

[Gemmill 46024]

If you told me it was Mark Francois, it would make perfect sense. 

[thebrokendoll 9454]

47 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Also, 

“The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells.”…

 

 

 

 

pretty reasonable to assume apart from being a bit unsteady on his feet his lips are gonna be very tightly sealed too.

not the sort of 'incident' you want the lads at work or down the pub getting wind of!

 

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

If you told me it was Mark Francois, it would make perfect sense. 

Can’t have been.

Says the shell was 170cm long- it’d have been poking out of his mouth. 

[Alex 35571]

4 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

a really, really unfortunate 'trip' or we've got some weird fuckers down here. you decide!

 

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

Arsenal supporter 

[Gemmill 46024]

Speaking of Francois... 

 

 

 

[Dr Gloom 22145]

Already on CT’s Christmas list 

[Rayvin 5295]

Self published presumably because no publisher worth their salt would touch it  

[ewerk 31195]

 

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

First time he’s ever been short of pies…

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

Saudi camel beauty pageant cracks down on cosmetic enhancements https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-59593001
 

 

No comment. 

[Meenzer 15716]

[Gemmill 46024]

https://news.sky.com/story/vancouver-canucks-fan-who-spotted-staffers-cancerous-mole-given-10-000-medical-school-scholarship-12508025

 

Not quite what this thread is for, but this is a nice story. 

[ewerk 31195]

 

 

Don't worry though, she's not going out of business.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43064]

Paging @Kid Dynamite

[Andrew 4857]

Not sure if this is the right thread for this, since I genuinely think it is really cool

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/jan/05/bmw-unveils-car-that-changes-colour-at-the-touch-of-a-button