This is the news!

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[wykikitoon 20712]

Errrr how?

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Errrr how?

 

Prison guard maybe?

[wykikitoon 20712]

Alright smart arse

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[Dr Gloom 22142]

6 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Nice click bait headline for a satirical piece. 
 

I half expected it to be a genuine telegraph oped 

[Alex 35568]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Nice click bait headline for a satirical piece. 
 

I half expected it to be a genuine telegraph oped 

That’s the first time ANS has fallen for an obvious con as well 

[Alex 35568]

6 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Errrr how?

Smuggled in by a drone? 

[Tom 14013]

Shoved up a pigeons bot and hoyed over the fence.

[Alex 35568]

I mean, you can get anything you want in prison, except an airborne virus 

[wykikitoon 20712]

 

I'll get me coat

[thebrokendoll 9451]

apologies if this is not the right thread or if it's been posted before, but....

 

horrible bunch of mackem cunts keen to link themselves to the regional capital. the author tom wall seems infinitely more perceptive that these fuckers aren't geordies than they were!

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/16/hell-on-sea-dawlish-drugs-gang-geordies

[Alex 35568]

3 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

apologies if this is not the right thread or if it's been posted before, but....

 

horrible bunch of mackem cunts keen to link themselves to the regional capital. the author tom wall seems infinitely more perceptive that these fuckers aren't geordies than they were!

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/16/hell-on-sea-dawlish-drugs-gang-geordies

Classy 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://www.ladbible.com/news/weird-survey-reveals-that-one-in-30-people-poo-in-the-shower-20200216?source=lboz&fbclid=IwAR2_o_JtafRmzpfjbyHKOuNL6RwOoiZ_b8FL5IC6HCfJFSd4-KSl31rOMgA

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-51567875?fbclid=IwAR26PDoG1uw-iMdN4nbGRLpKLhpEcjE2js8K-RQWk3u4tiQdyXLabccEdWc

[Sonatine 11542]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51602655

Quote

 

 

A US daredevil pilot has been killed during an attempted launch of a homemade rocket in the Californian desert.

"Mad" Mike Hughes, 64, crash-landed his steam-powered rocket shortly after take-off near Barstow on Saturday.

A video on social media shows a rocket being fired into the sky before plummeting to the ground nearby.

Hughes was well-known for his belief that the Earth was flat. He hoped to prove his theory by going to space.

 

 

Not as flat as his body is now

[Meenzer 15716]

Poor fella buckled under the denpressure  

[Monkeys Fist 43061]

I don’t think he grasped the gravity of the situation. 

[ewerk 31195]

RIP Wolfy. Unfortunately we knew ye.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[wykikitoon 20712]

Da Fuq

[Meenzer 15716]

[Monkeys Fist 43061]

You can’t leave us hanging like that man! 
 

 

[Sonatine 11542]

4 hours ago, Meenzer said:

 

Brass Eye special, yeah?