This is the news!

[Monkeys Fist 46201]

  On 16/12/2019 at 21:02, Dr Gloom said:

Next time you get any complaints about the Johnson department, blame it on the ol winter penis 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/winter-penis-real-size-isnt-13368658.amp?wp=&__twitter_impression=true

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How the fuck did they wrench an article out of that? 
Cocks - they shrink in the cold. 

 

Done. 
 

[Dr Gloom 24224]

I willy have no idea how they pulled it off. 

[Monkeys Fist 46201]

German court forced to rule as cheese smell gets up woman's nose https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50829341

 

” How bad is it on a scale of 1-10?”

” Nein”

[Meenzer 16765]

 

[Monkeys Fist 46201]

The Galactic Doughnut was a bit shit to look at. 

[Monkeys Fist 46201]

Social media awash with scorn for 'sloping toilet' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50835604

 

Wipe Out the Sitters! 

 

( pun absolutely intended.). 

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

[Monkeys Fist 46201]

I took this a few years back. Still makes me chuckle. 

[Dr Gloom 24224]

hold the front!

[Dr Gloom 24224]

BREAKING: Shit found in sewer!

[Meenzer 16765]

  On 20/12/2019 at 15:48, Dr Gloom said:

BREAKING: Shit found in sewer!

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At the SoL that would be a story.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

  On 20/12/2019 at 15:48, Dr Gloom said:

BREAKING: Shit found in sewer!

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That news will have broken quick given the close proximity to the press 

[Meenzer 16765]

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

[ewerk 34043]

Sorry to hear that @t00nraider2

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/news-orlando-bloom-kept-the-skeleton-of-his-dead-dog-as-an-ornament-20200102?fbclid=IwAR0P18zFDz2lslBFAb0xtjZ87rGvQcjKjMcO_oCpYz-tNqqyFQhpZJpfe2Q

[Monkeys Fist 46201]

@Renton’s been kicking off on holiday…
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-51013458

[Meenzer 16765]

Toontastic. Less a football forum, more a seagull news aggregator site.

[wykikitoon 23688]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/01/09/northern-rail-set-nationalised-within-months-says-transport/

 

Not a surprise at all.

[Dr Gloom 24224]

  On 06/01/2020 at 17:13, Meenzer said:

Toontastic. Less a football forum, more a seagull news aggregator site.

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it stopped being a football forum quite a while back. we should just close that side altogether

[Dr Gloom 24224]

  On 06/01/2020 at 17:08, Monkeys Fist said:

@Renton’s been kicking off on holiday…
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-51013458

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not guilty. this man was using the seagull as a weapon, renton would have used a weapon to hit the seagull. 

[Monkeys Fist 46201]

I think Mrs. Fist has this 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-51006604

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

[wykikitoon 23688]

A company I worked for did a lot for these.  Fucking £15m!

 

https://www.constructionenquirer.com/2020/01/10/broadley-went-under-owing-supplychain-15m/

 

 

[wykikitoon 23688]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50985868

Our justice system is FUCKED