This is the news!

[Toonpack 10922]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

I knew I should’ve checked the football board first. In my defence I’ve actually been busy at work. If you can believe that 

As a man of leisure these days it has become particularly noticeable how traffic on this board picks up during working hours. Strange that.

[Dr Gloom 23155]

12 minutes ago, Alex said:

I knew I should’ve checked the football board first. In my defence I’ve actually been busy at work. If you can believe that 

 

[Alex 36220]

I wish it wasn’t true 

[RobinRobin 12119]

11 hours ago, Toonpack said:

As a man of leisure these days it has become particularly noticeable how traffic on this board picks up during working hours. Strange that.

Isn't that what working hours are for?  

[Toonpack 10922]

4 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Isn't that what working hours are for?  

It would appear so

[Monkeys Fist 44327]

10 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Isn't that what working hours are for?  

 

6 hours ago, Toonpack said:

It would appear so

 

[Toonpack 10922]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

 

 

[Toonpack 10922]

From the BBC, so because she lost her £300 it so financially fucked her she applied for, and got, a credit card AND her bank, who will know her finances intimately, granted her an overdraft. Fuck off man.

 

[ewerk 32356]

Sandra is 66 so would have only been entitled to £200 under the scheme. Also, Sandra is 66 so according to my calculations has never previously been eligible for the WFA so hasn’t had it ‘taken off her’.

[Dazzler 11266]

26 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Sandra is 66 so would have only been entitled to £200 under the scheme. Also, Sandra is 66 so according to my calculations has never previously been eligible for the WFA so hasn’t had it ‘taken off her’.

But. But. She used to depend on it. The BBC wouldn't mislead would they? Surely not.

[Renton 23131]

Still makes me laugh that conservative party political broadcast they did where the interviewed pensioners were wearing Rolexes in their obviously expensive homes. 

[ewerk 32356]

Confirmation of what we already knew.

 

[RobinRobin 12119]

Congratulations(ish) baldy

[Monkeys Fist 44327]

https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/29/woman-charged-inappropriate-videos-uks-first-cyber-farting-case-22459049/
 

Some daft boiler is up in court for sending her boyfriend’s ex videos of her farting aggressively 

 

Sample of the quality journalism in the write-up

”Evans will also have to carry out 15 rehabilitation sessions for her sphincter whistles and must abstain from alcohol for two months”

 

If you’re going to get a record, might as well do it in style. 

[wykikitoon 22073]

That's Dippers future wife right there

 

[ewerk 32356]

FFS, that's disgusting. 

 

Does anyone know where I can find these videos so I can disgust myself in private later on?

[Holden McGroin 7289]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

FFS, that's disgusting. 

 

Does anyone know where I can find these videos so I can disgust myself in private later on?

 

farthub.com

[ewerk 32356]

Bookmarked.

 

[Holden McGroin 7289]

Its in my favourites.

[Monkeys Fist 44327]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

That's Dippers future wife right there

 

 I bet she sounds like a Yammy 125 with a fucked exhaust, going uphill. 

[Dazzler 11266]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

FFS, that's disgusting. 

 

Does anyone know where I can find these videos so I can disgust myself in private later on?

When I was at uni one of my housemates found a video titled "Brazilian Fart Porn" in the early days of pornhub etc - which was basically just insanely good looking Brazilian lasses spreading their cheeks and farting in each others faces and acting like it's a turn on.

 

20 years later and I still piss myself laughing about it whenever it enters my mind - which is far too often tbh.

[Dazzler 11266]

33 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 I bet she sounds like a Yammy 125 with a fucked exhaust, going uphill. 

I reckon it sounds like someone blowing the cobwebs off an old council bin.

[wykikitoon 22073]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6276nlqj3go

Fuck me 

[Monkeys Fist 44327]

Well, that’s Christmas dinner 2032 fucked…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go

[RobinRobin 12119]

5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Well, that’s Christmas dinner 2032 fucked…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go

Is that a Gemmill prediction, though?