This is the news!

[Kid Dynamite 7312]

https://x.com/clarissaward/status/1866987136429531591
 

This feels staged for some reason?

[The Fish 11071]

On 12/12/2024 at 08:14, Kid Dynamite said:

https://x.com/clarissaward/status/1866987136429531591
 

This feels staged for some reason?

Because it is?

 

Did CNN Fabricate the Story of "Freeing a Prisoner from a Secr

[Kid Dynamite 7312]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Because it is?

 

Did CNN Fabricate the Story of "Freeing a Prisoner from a Secr

Yeah, there's a lot that didn't add up with that video.

 

- He's been in solitary for 3 months but has short hair, a trimmed beard and looks well kempt?

- He doesn't wake up when an entire film crew enters his room?

- He hasn't seen sunlight for 3 months but stares straight into the sky without issue?

[Kid Dynamite 7312]

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/12/16/middleeast/syria-assad-prisoner-homs-intl-latam/index.html

[ewerk 31587]

[RobinRobin 11805]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Might be his only option. 

[Gemmill 47056]

8 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

 

"Joining us live from 1973"

[Toonpack 10388]

17 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Christ! A real combover in the wild, I thought they’d gone extinct with judas Charlton

[Toonpack 10388]

*Charles Amos of 69 Roker Avenue SR1

[Howmanheyman 34428]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

I didn't realise there was a row? 

[Monkeys Fist 43583]

35 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I didn't realise there was a row? 

It’s more of a domestic tbh. 

[Dazzler 10800]

Charles Amos wants to shag his sister. Pass it on.

[Toonpack 10388]

Love stuff like this:

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c24nzeqq1l2o

 

[Gemmill 47056]

What a practical joker God is though. 

[Toonpack 10388]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

What a practical joker God is though. 

 

He's the best he's had millions fooled for centuries.

[Monkeys Fist 43583]

Daft lad in India has no blobs so glues his japsy shut- dies.

 

Fucking hell man, what an obituary he’ll have

[Howmanheyman 34428]

38 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Daft lad in India has no blobs so glues his japsy shut- dies.

 

Fucking hell man, what an obituary he’ll have

 

It's like a remake of an old kids racist dittie;

 

Mumbai

Jap's eye

Glue your knob

You're going to die.

 

 

 

(I've reported myself).

[Sonatine 11700]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Daft lad in India has no blobs so glues his japsy shut- dies.

 

Fucking hell man, what an obituary he’ll have

 

Quote

 

Investigators disclosed that both Mirza and his fiancée had a history of substance abuse

 

 

 

[Alex 35915]

Sounds like the poor lad got himself into a sticky situation 

[RobinRobin 11805]

Stuck up twat

[Monkeys Fist 43583]

4 hours ago, Alex said:

Sounds like the poor lad got himself into a sticky situation 

 

22 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Stuck up twat

Giddup! 

[Toonpack 10388]

11 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

No piss either

Edited yesterday at 05:30 by Toonpack