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[Gemmill 51612]

  On 21/06/2023 at 10:52, Alex said:

That parsimonious Yorkshire spirit strikes again 

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Guaranteed he's currently trying to get his deposit back. No one is more annoyed than him that the organiser is currently not getting a mobiles signal.

[Alex 37413]

Am I right in thinking it’s just a box with no water supply, food rations or even a bog? So, on the unlikely event they’ve survived at all would they not just have died of thirst before the air ran out? 

[wykikitoon 23460]

  On 21/06/2023 at 10:59, Alex said:

Am I right in thinking it’s just a box with no water supply, food rations or even a bog? So, on the unlikely event they’ve survived at all would they not just have died of thirst before the air ran out? 

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Imagine if they die of ingesting shit.

They're fucked lets be honest.

[Alex 37413]

  On 21/06/2023 at 11:11, wykikitoon said:

Imagine if they die of ingesting shit.

They're fucked lets be honest.

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I bet they leave that out the Netflix series 

[Toonpack 11907]

If not dead already (because the thing imploded) they are absolutely going to die in 48 hours max, as they run out of oxygen, because there is no way a) it'll be found or b) it can be raised if it's own buoyancy is fucked.

 

That's not the worst of it though, for the poor (rich) fuckers, they'll be suffering mood swings !!!!!!!!!! Fucking mood swings      

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7800]

Im hoping for a giant squid involvement but most likely the batteries on the Logitech game controller weren't charged beforehand.

[Toonpack 11907]

@wykikitoon You'll be pleased to hear it had a bog (right in front of the viewing window/porthole).

 

Edited June 21, 2023 by Toonpack

[trophyshy 7507]

I hope they had cyanide pills.  Or cowies, at least.  

[ewerk 33721]

  On 21/06/2023 at 13:58, Toonpack said:

@wykikitoon You'll be pleased to hear it had a bog (right in front of the viewing window/porthole).

 

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The ability to lay a cable while looking out the window at the Titanic. What a world we live in.

[Alex 37413]

  On 21/06/2023 at 13:52, Holden McGroin said:

Im hoping for a giant squid involvement but most likely the batteries on the Logitech game controller weren't charged beforehand.

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Just reminded me of the old Batman series. Batman and Robin were tied to a buoy and The Penguin had fired torpedoes at them. They were saved by the selfless act of a passing dolphin who took the bullet for them, so to speak. Except the budget didn’t stretch to it. So one minute they’re strapped to the buoy. Then the next they’re getting away on a speedboat with Batman and Robin having to explain what happened for the benefit of the viewers 

[Toonpack 11907]

They are having a sing song to keep their spirits up:

 

We're going to die in a homemade submarine

a homemade submarine

a homemade submarine

[Toonpack 11907]

  On 21/06/2023 at 14:44, Alex said:

Just reminded me of the old Batman series. Batman and Robin were tied to a buoy and The Penguin had fired torpedoes at them. They were saved by the selfless act of a passing dolphin who took the bullet for them, so to speak. Except the budget didn’t stretch to it. So one minute they’re strapped to the buoy. Then the next they’re getting away on a speedboat with Batman and Robin having to explain what happened for the benefit of the viewers 

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 Absolutely brilliant show

[Alex 37413]

  On 21/06/2023 at 14:52, Toonpack said:

 Absolutely brilliant show

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I used to absolutely love it like. I knew it was silly even as a kid but it was all tongue firmly in cheek. I remember going to see the Michael Keaton film at the metro centre and thinking it was shite in comparison. A view which has stood the test of time tbf

[thebrokendoll 10593]

  On 21/06/2023 at 10:59, Alex said:

Am I right in thinking it’s just a box with no water supply, food rations or even a bog? So, on the unlikely event they’ve survived at all would they not just have died of thirst before the air ran out? 

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there's always the seats.....

 

oceangate titan, made in sunderland.

[Toonpack 11907]

  On 21/06/2023 at 14:59, thebrokendoll said:

 

there's always the seats.....

 

ershengayut teytan, made in sunderland.

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MYP 

 

It doesn't even have seats

 

[Sonatine 12139]

  On 21/06/2023 at 14:44, Alex said:

Just reminded me of the old Batman series. Batman and Robin were tied to a buoy and The Penguin had fired torpedoes at them. They were saved by the selfless act of a passing dolphin who took the bullet for them, so to speak. Except the budget didn’t stretch to it. So one minute they’re strapped to the buoy. Then the next they’re getting away on a speedboat with Batman and Robin having to explain what happened for the benefit of the viewers 

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It was a porpoise iirc, and yes, I am ashamed I remembered that 

[Alex 37413]

  On 21/06/2023 at 15:25, Sonatine said:

 

It was a porpoise iirc, and yes, I am ashamed I remembered that 

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That rings a bell. “The almost human porpoise…” or something like that  

[Alex 37413]

I looked it up. It’s from the 1966 film based on the tv series. 

The shit you remember  

[Toonpack 11907]

So it swam in front of the torpedo on porpoise

[Meenzer 16645]

One for RobinRobin's collection

 

[thebrokendoll 10593]

  On 21/06/2023 at 15:23, Toonpack said:

 

MYP 

 

It doesn't even have seats

 

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I must admit I've got a mild fascination with the titanic, watched a couple of movies, a few documentaries on the subject, read a couple of books, like kate winslet's tits etc ....

not sure I'd pay £250k ro sit in a metal bog roll tube though. 

bad taste jokes aside, it's a grim way to depart this mortal coil. although it could be argued that the ultimate tribute to your obsession is to join them on the seabed forevermore. but nah.

[Toonpack 11907]

  On 21/06/2023 at 16:00, thebrokendoll said:

 

I must admit I've got a mild fascination with the titanic, watched a couple of movies, a few documentaries on the subject, read a couple of books, like kate winslet's tits etc ....

not sure I'd pay £250k ro sit in a metal bog roll tube though. 

bad taste jokes aside, it's a grim way to depart this mortal coil. although it could be argued that the ultimate tribute to your obsession is to join them on the seabed forevermore. but nah.

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Mate of Dan’s who we’ve stayed in touch with (a Mackem) is utterly obsessed with the Titanic, any exhibition etc. he’s there, I thought it was a Mackem thing tbh, is there something you want to tell us ?

[thebrokendoll 10593]

  On 21/06/2023 at 16:05, Toonpack said:

Mate of Dan’s who we’ve stayed in touch with (a Mackem) is utterly obsessed with the Titanic, any exhibition etc. he’s there, I thought it was a Mackem thing tbh, is there something you want to tell us ?

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yer can fuck off.

[thebrokendoll 10593]

I like kate winslet's tits the most.

[Monkeys Fist 45879]

  On 21/06/2023 at 14:32, trophyshy said:

Or cowies, at least

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This is your approach for the sister-in-law threesome tbh. 
 

Chuck in a pack of Gauloise and hop on.