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Monkeys Fist
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I’m surprised they didn’t ask for someone who works well under pressure. 

Meenzer
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Seems like an efficient billionaire disposal system if you ask me. More of this please.

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"Hello? Is that Travelodge? Yes, I was wondering if you have the room available that the only fans porn shoot took place in at the Cobalt? Also have you washed the sheets yet? My name? Ah, yes, it's M

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4 hours ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

Good for them man, it’s a nice story. They probably have to put up with all manner of judgemental shit in their lives, so it’s great that they’re going to become parents.

When was the directive that we need to be politically correct now? :shades:

Having said that :good:

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20 hours ago, Billy Whitehurst said:

Good for them man, it’s a nice story. They probably have to put up with all manner of judgemental shit in their lives, so it’s great that they’re going to become parents.

 

Calm yourself down, this is a thread for news you're not expecting to see. Put your cock back in your pants. Or maybe back in your knickers?

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4 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

Calm yourself down, this is a thread for news you're not expecting to see. Put your cock back in your pants. Or maybe back in your knickers?

 
Eh? What on earth are you on about? Have you been drinking Ronseal again?
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8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846

 

Strewth! 

I know there’s a long checklist of things you have to inform that you’re moving house but it seems a tad remiss of him to have omitted the two machete-wielding  blokes who were going to tie him up and give him a thoroughly good brushing

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6 hours ago, Alex said:

If you can imagine it, people are into it. If you can’t there are still people who are into it :lol: 

Please remember you are talking to MF - his imagination knows no bounds B)

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3 hours ago, ewerk said:

MFYP

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. 

Fat shits on fire off the Shoulder of Mutton. 

I watched Phstevie twitter in the dark near the Gallow Gate. 

All those moments will be lost in time, like Fish’s filthy fireplace. 

Time to die.

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