This is the news!

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Congrats to @Renton on his new job as editor of the Daily Star.

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

This is fucking glorious- A solid gold shitter was installed in Blenheim Palace as part of an art exhibition (  ). 

“ Speaking last month Edward Spencer-Churchill - half-brother of the current Duke of Marlborough - said he was relaxed about security for the artwork.

"It's not going to be the easiest thing to nick," 

 

 

Guess what…?

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49700620

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-49702929?SThisFB&fbclid=IwAR0flzzNTs0sO-O22cMksCuzXmtrfIYuDd3i12dK6TROR73eb8RgPUAlnSQ

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pretty-little-thing-customer-finds-20017487?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main&fbclid=IwAR1ug5A5mAR_4h_gCFjTYVl4-dUKporVCxTuWyd4rBmiwj-iopmO2TRzje4

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[Dr Gloom 21813]

what a day to be a firefighter

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

@Renton has been on his hols to Northern Scotland,evidently.…

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-49740068

[Renton 21306]

[Dr Gloom 21813]

These snaps from Renton’s hunting holiday just in 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49783851

 

Whilst this is tragic for all those involved, it’s also fucking hilarious. 

 

What a twat 

[Alex 34846]

“I can’t hold my breath long enough”  

[Sonatine 11309]

 

Too soon?

[Dr Gloom 21813]

What a douche

[Dr Gloom 21813]

Rest in Deep

[zerosum 234]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-49783488

 

Walnut whips all round 

[zerosum 234]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-49702929

[Dr Gloom 21813]

17 hours ago, zerosum said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-49783488

 

Walnut whips all round 

“Organiser Jax Higginson said “It’s not just about taking our clothes off.”

Of course it isn’t. 

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

Serial burping 999 Cambridgeshire call suspect arrested https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-49813486

 

 

Man-child “ Uuugh, I’m boooored”

 

His Mrs. “ Why don’t you get yourself a hobby, love?”

 

Man-child-“ Uuugh, but doing whaaaat?”

 

 

His Mrs “ Oh I don’t know, try metal detecting or learn to cook, or why don’t you burp at the emergency services?”

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-man-accused-of-shoplifting-reveals-bulge-was-just-his-10-inch-penis-20190926?source=lboz&fbclid=IwAR15YO_weRMMD62Lt_M5l1Crph1D8yK5lw0HjKoDuc5vySNBRmxrPUecpnw

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[Rayvin 5176]

That's just repellant.

 

What kind of newspapers report on this stuff, seriously...

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21813]

The kind that makes things up 

[ewerk 30266]

 What a sheltered life Rayvin has led.

[Alex 34846]

 Explains the look on her face anyway 

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

At least the Babybels would’ve tasted better.