Howmanheyman 37208 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Sun's out and driving through Chillingham Road I saw my first sunshine charva of this summer bouncing along with his lass in finest tracka bottoms and no shirt. Skinny, (natch), with shaved back and sides and mop of hair on the top with shit tattoos and a spotty back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14832 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 And then you stopped looking in the mirror! Got him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37208 Posted June 27, 2019 Author Share Posted June 27, 2019 A cool dude like moi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23967 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 HMHM and the lads on summer tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sonatine 12098 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Extra charva marks if he had his trackie bottoms tucked into his socks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Did he have the obligatory can of Fosters in his non-smerking hand? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24205 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 On 27/06/2019 at 17:05, Sonatine said: Extra charva marks if he had his trackie bottoms tucked into his socks Expand Got to be wearing those hideous Nike trainers, hockling randomly on the pavement, and speaking with that unintelligible nasal jawdee. Bonus points for an ankle tag. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5326 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I can't help but feel personally attacked by a few of those descriptors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 What about the heatproof charvas? 29°C, blazing sunshine, bowling along in a full shell suit, zipped up to the neck, with a woolly hat on. Goes without saying that both varieties- sunshine and heatproof, walk at silent movie pace … 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Short back and Stompin, with the monkey blasting on his phone, and a fake Burberry polo shirt wrapped around his waist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37208 Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 On 27/06/2019 at 20:57, Monkeys Fist said: What about the heatproof charvas? 29°C, blazing sunshine, bowling along in a full shell suit, zipped up to the neck, with a woolly hat on. Goes without saying that both varieties- sunshine and heatproof, walk at silent movie pace … Expand 'Heatproof charvas' David Attenborough could do a voiceover on both and describe how both species of charva differentiate from their close relative. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14832 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Just saw one, head to toe in a black tracksuit with a black cap and black Air Max to boot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 On 29/06/2019 at 12:42, Ayatollah Hermione said: Just saw one, head to toe in a black tracksuit with a black cap and black Air Max to boot Expand The best part is one of the first insults he’d hurl at you if he saw you looking at him would be dafty or daft cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 They’re obviously made of ASBOstos. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 took kids to hoppings thursday after school, charva central by 5 .. boiling hot day and lasses stood around in puffa jackets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37327 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 On 29/06/2019 at 12:42, Ayatollah Hermione said: Just saw one, head to toe in a black tracksuit with a black cap and black Air Max to boot Expand Was he not wearing a pair of gloves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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