Cat 1 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 If you live in Berwick you might as well live at n an ısland as you’re cut off from f..İng everything! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4247 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Nice well composed post, welcome to the board 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, Cat said: If you live in Berwick you might as well live at n an ısland as you’re cut off from f..İng everything! Really, I thought the UK in its self was an island ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Cat said: If you live in Berwick you might as well live at n an ısland as you’re cut off from f..İng everything! Oh, you could not be so right. It's between Toronto and Kingston/ Ottawa, Ontario and there's nothing around but cows. Beautiful country around there with scores of young farmer's daughters with lovely jubblies, but other than that nothing but manure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17245 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Cat said: If you live in Berwick you might as well live at n an ısland as you’re cut off from f..İng everything! Berwick is a glowing golden metropolis compared with every other hovel within a 30 mile radius of it. Obviously that includes a fair bit of the North Sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Great pub in Berwick called The Barrels. It was class for live music in its tiny wee cellar bar until the shitebag who owned most of the adjoining residential properties managed to lose the place it’s live music licence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 I love Berwick! It's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 If this kid never makes another post again, it's the funniest thing that's ever been thrown on this forum btw 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 What the fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21600 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 14 hours ago, Cat said: If you live in Berwick you might as well live at n an ısland as you’re cut off from f..İng everything! Hey Cat. From Berwick you can see Holy Island and that is literally an island. Mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 My aunt lives in Berwick. She says it’s quite nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42399 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 My aunt lives in Sutton Coldfield, near Birmingham. She also says Berwick is quite nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11371 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, Tom said: My aunt lives in Berwick. She says it’s quite nice. Well, she's wrong 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 I’m thoroughly happy somebody got the reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11371 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Loved a bit of Darkplace back in day, shame it only got 1 series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Every now and then I’ll watch the series and there’s always a bit I missed. Just caught on the other month that whilst he’s fighting all the other Drs in the mass brawl he says to skipper the eyechild “watch my glasses”. Tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sonatine 11371 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Quote Garth is the most significant artist that I’ve ever worked with, and I’ve worked with Lulu and four other people. So we’re talking crème de la crème. I'll have to dig the DVD out later for another watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Quote You know, my books are all essentially about 'what ifs'. In Black Fang I asked: What if a rat could drive a bus? And what if it and its rat brethren took over and ate Parliament? When I wrote, directed and starred in tonight's episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, I was asking another 'what if'. Now, I won't tell you which 'what if' it is, but it's basically along the same lines but with a different animal. Without giving too much away, think Planet of The Apes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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