TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Perez would get 10 if he stood in the opposition box and refused to go any deeper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30569 Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Perez would get 10 if he stood in the opposition box and refused to go any deeper He probably would. I reckon about 90% of his goals are from in or around the six yard box. He's a great instinctive finisher, just shite when he has a second to think about what he's doing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 30 minutes ago, Ant said: I would be making the argument that it should be over Joselu that Mitro is matched up against, not Rondon who we don't even own... ideally we'd have both those two and let them battle it out for the starting spot and never see Joselu, Mitro has had two real seasons in the premiership and has hit double figures, can't really argue with that He's not going out do Aguero or turn into the next drgoba, but if he's going get you 10 a season that's points in the bag for a club that battles at the bottom Joselu is one of the worst strikers I’ve ever seen at the club, which is some feat, the competition is stiff. I’d much rather mitro as backup than that total donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) Poor defending cost us, Rafa would have been livid as this is the base level he expects the team to operate on and it was poor in spells on Saturday. Edited March 4, 2019 by Anorthernsoul 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 4 hours ago, Alex said: I’ll trust Rafa’s judgement over yours and Noelie’s You have to, he's the one who has the line-up sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 I never trusted Pardew’s judgement. @ChezGiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Joselu is one of the worst strikers I’ve ever seen at the club, which is some feat, the competition is stiff. I’d much rather mitro as backup than that total donkey. It's funny though, I don't hate Joselu like I've hated Andreas Andersson, Xisco or the like. I thin they thought they were better than they are, Joselu seems to know he's shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 He makes rivière look good, that takes some doing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 He doesn’t like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10855 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Aye, Riviere is up there with Xisco for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 I had completely forgotten we had Rivière . Joselu is definitely up there with the worst stikers we’ve had, in fact I’d say he’s close to being as shit as some of what Sunderland would consider their ok stikers over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 3 hours ago, The Fish said: Aye, Riviere is up there with Xisco for me. We’ve had some shite over the years Genuinely think Joselu is as bad as I’ve seen. The thing about Xisco is we barely saw him so it was hard to be quite as irritated by him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Joselu is a nice seeming bloke. He is also exactly what you get for 5 million in a world where europa league quality forwards go for 50-100 million and real world class forwards go for 200 million. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30569 Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 He cost £1m more than Will Grigg ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Krul in goal with Boumsong in Central defence. Fumaca in the centre of the midfield with The Hoss in the number 9 shirt. What a fuckin 'spine' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4378 Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Krul in the same sentence as the other three - what a fucking knacker you are man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 22 hours ago, NJS said: Krul in the same sentence as the other three - what a fucking knacker you are man. Absolutely. Krul was brilliant for us. Shame he didn’t get a proper send off. To put him in the same category as Fumaca and Joselu is outrageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Another one to put on the list is Stéphane Guivarc’h. 🙈 signed by Daglish. 🙈 However he did sign Solano and Given. Solano is one of my all time favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20115 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Scored on his debut though didnt he? Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13861 Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Miraculously, didn’t we make our money back in full? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Not as miraculous as him starting in a World Cup final for the winning team though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 On 06/03/2019 at 04:47, Slayer said: Another one to put on the list is Stéphane Guivarc’h. 🙈 signed by Daglish. 🙈 However he did sign Solano and Given. Solano is one of my all time favourites. Gary Speed too. He signed some absolute fucking donkeys too though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 We didn’t exactly roll out the welcome mat for Speed at first, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Alex said: Gary Speed too. He signed some absolute fucking donkeys too though Get rid of Ginola and Ferdinand, sign loads of your old mates on a final pay day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Get rid of Ginola and Ferdinand, sign loads of your old mates on a final pay day Pearce and Barnes did a job at least. Rush less so. But Des Hamilton, Carl Serrant, Andreas Andersson, Lionel Perez and Pistone spring to mind. I think we payed AC Milan a similar fee for Andersson to what Arsenal payed them, at a similar time, for Patrick Vieira. Bargain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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