Chelsea V Sports Direct United @ Stamford Bridge

[Bizza 105]

2-1 down, seconds left and we play a corner short? what the absolute fuck?

[Bizza 105]

Oh well, at least it wasn't the absolute hammering I thought it'd be

 

Got to get something off Cardiff now.

[Bizza 105]

Rio Ferdinand can fuck right off too, SD shilling prick.

 

EDIT : My autocorrect can also fuck right off.

Edited January 12, 2019 by Bizza

[acrossthepond 877]

What in the ever-loving fuck was that last corner? That should've been straight into the mix with 10 players in the box. 

We did well enough but this match just highlighted the lack of quality in this squad. We've got 5 good centre-halves. Past that we've no depth anywhere. You look at our bench and just wonder who is going to come on and make a difference there. Not to mention that one or two injuries to key players - Rondon or Ritchie, for example - and we're absolutely fucked.

It's sad, really. We should be stopping up quite comfortably considering how terrible the PL bottom half is this year, but instead we're going to struggle to the bitter end (and probably make it all the same, I reckon) because Fat Mike clearly is not going to spend any money this window. 

[Alex 35083]

1 minute ago, Bizza said:

Rio Panhandler can fuck right off too, SD shilling prick.

Aye, he’s on the (Sports Direct) payroll isn’t he? Must be desperate for the money like. The duck-faced cunt 

[zerosum 234]

chelsea fans are garbage 

[Noelie 103]

Too bad, first goal was Dubravka's fault, he was way too far off his line.

Second goal was unstoppable.

Yedlin is poor at defense.

Bottom three, back where we belong.

Would have been nice to get a point to keep us out.

[Bizza 105]

We have a decent run of games after Spurs, just looking for silver linings here

[Tom 14011]

Longstaff looked canny mind. 

Funny name as well, like Lord of the Rings.

[v.old 76]

Thought pretty much everyone played to the maximum of their abilities. Could have nicked a somewhat undeserved point but we were resilient in any case. Onwards to next week and hopefully upwards.

[Sonatine 11387]

https://www.football365.com/news/f365s-early-loser-newcastle-united-back-in-the-drop-zone

 

Quote

 

Losing away to Chelsea is no shame for Newcastle, but to find themselves one jigsaw piece short of having been in a comfortable mid-table position must be immensely frustrating. However much Rio Ferdinand – who is, incidentally, the owner of a clothing range that counts Sports Direct as a major supplier – may argue to the contrary, this is a club spending 1999 money in 2019 . That is not an exaggeration: their transfer business in 1998/99 cost them around £6m more than they have spent this year.

 

 

[Renton 21627]

I've never really been bothered by Rio Ferdinand before, but seriously, what a cunt. What the fuck are BT giving time for this SD stooge for? Where was our "representation"? Comparing us to a potential Leeds was pure wummery, even though I'm biased I'm pretty sure he would have come across as a prick to the neutral. 

 

Ashley will gamble on our future by spending fuck all in the transfer window again. Makes zero business sense, but he likes the gamble. Fucking arse wipe. 

[Alex 35083]

That clothing range he part owns must be absolutely dripping with class as well. Nonpareil in terms of quality too I’d imagine 

[Tom 14011]

As far as I'm aware it's just things with the number 5 written on. 

[ewerk 30616]

I missed the punditry thankfully. Just seen this and all I can say is what a cunt. Surely he must know he’s lost the respect of pretty much everyone coming out with this shite.

 

[247 597]

Either thick as fuck or paid off to spout this shit but on this occasion I’m going to say both. Don’t care what he thinks or says anyway tbh

 

The run of games after Spurs is crucial, it’s a shame that grotesque cunt owns us as if we chucked £30-40m at this squad it would easily see us stay up I think (with Rafa in charge). as someone else said above one more key injury right now ASHLEY and we are very likely fucked. In January.

 

It was nice to see Longstaff do so well in a tough game for what his second start? The lad looked fuckin knackered by the end mind which isn’t surprising against 3 of Chelsea’s midfielders but it’s a shame because I’d liked to see him start vs Blackburn but now he needs a rest 😂

 

Dunno how I can be positive regarding Newcastle atm like 

Edited January 12, 2019 by 247

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Chelsea's second goal. Not only did we have a player turn his back, look carefully and you'll notice he actually moves slightly out of the way. Cowardly behaviour. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Not sure it was quite as stupid as giving the Cardiff penalty to the worst player on the pitch but that short corner at the end is up there. It would be one thing playing it short to a right footed player on the right but giving it to a left footer was enough to nominate it for a Darwin award. You score once from a direct corner whipped in and you play that one short. Beyond stupid. It's a decision that deserves relegation.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

The annoying thing is you can’t really fault our players. They’re fit, organised and playing to the absolute limit of their abilities. Imagine if we had a few attacking players with some quality and Rafa as coach - there’s no way we’d be in this position.

[Alex 35083]

13 hours ago, Tom said:

As far as I'm aware it's just things with the number 5 written on. 

Should be a zero, to symbolise his integrity 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

58 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

The annoying thing is you can’t really fault our players. They’re fit, organised and playing to the absolute limit of their abilities. Imagine if we had a few attacking players with some quality and Rafa as coach - there’s no way we’d be in this position.

 

Or if we played 4-4-2

[ewerk 30616]

Ferdinand doubling down on his stupidity.

 

[Renton 21627]

18 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Ferdinand doubling down on his stupidity.

 

 

Fucking hell. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

The only thing he loves more than himself is the attention tbh.

[Sonatine 11387]

28 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

The only thing he loves more than himself is the attention tbh.

 

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