Ciaran’s Christmas cock-knockers vs Rafa, are you watching, the mighty Mitrovic?

[trooper 940]

3 hours ago, Tom said:

 

I'm going to this game, got tickets on the Leazes balcony. £35 a ticket

 

What a shitshow. 

End joy Tom 

[Howay 12496]

Two absolutely tragic teams. Diame’s Passing is almost as nightmarish as Manquillo’s positioning. 

[LooneyToony 41]

The team with the most back passes will be declared the winner.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

At least the match thread has captured the imagination 

[Howmanheyman 33232]

Painful to watch as per normal. That's us doing what it takes to stay up as we're designed to be shit.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Will this be their first clean sheet? 

[Howmanheyman 33232]

We just fuck. All.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

What a clogged u-bend of shit this has been. Was there anything more predictable than us not breaking down the worst defence in the league?

Edited December 22, 2018 by TheGingerQuiff

[ewerk 30616]

Absolute dog shit.

[Howay 12496]

Could barely muster up a chance against a side that have conceded over 40 goals. No urgency at the end by our lot and no talent. 

[LooneyToony 41]

90+ minutes and not a single chance created by us, I don't think.

 

Crystal Palace beat Man City.  Merry Christmas everyone!

[Noelie 103]

2 points hoyed doon the netty with the sloppiest display in a long time.

Praise be Mitro didn't score, and he might well have done at the end.

Perez, FFS.

Diame, FFS.

Atsu, FFS.

Kenedy, FFS.

Satisfied with a point? NO!

 

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

Best move of the game was Lascelles 94th min tackle. Cos we learned fuck all from the Wolves game!

[Noelie 103]

And wots more we've dropped down to 15th with the Palace win. Closer to a relegation position.

C'mon Rafa, pull yer bloody socks up, let's see some fucking improvement.

I see Gayle scored 3 today.

Edited December 22, 2018 by Noelie

[Howmanheyman 33232]

They graft their bollocks off but I'm genuinely amazed sometimes at the 'passing' our players attempt. Genuinely amazed. 

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

Table looks ok, but we now have Man U, Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea and Spurs for 5 of the next 7. We could be looking sick by then unless we sign some players on January 1st

[Renton 21627]

Absolute dogshite today. Why are we so shit at home? 

[Renton 21627]

And away, tbf. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Atsu is absolutely shite, he isn't capable of creating anything. He's out of his depth at this level. Ritchie flatters to deceive for me, puts a shift in but what does he actually contribute in the final third? Poor Rondon had to drop deep just to get a touch on the ball, baring in mind that is an awful Fulham team they could have nicked it at the end. Played some OK stuff in the midfield but it's irrelevant if it breaks down in the next phase, we are so poor at home it is scary.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Bin Dippers next aswell  What a time to be alive.

[LooneyToony 41]

Bah humbug

Edited December 22, 2018 by LooneyToony

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

53 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Atsu is absolutely shite, he isn't capable of creating anything. He's out of his depth at this level. Ritchie flatters to deceive for me, puts a shift in but what does he actually contribute in the final third? Poor Rondon had to drop deep just to get a touch on the ball, baring in mind that is an awful Fulham team they could have nicked it at the end. Played some OK stuff in the midfield but it's irrelevant if it breaks down in the next phase, we are so poor at home it is scary.

 

Worst thing is, Townsend is in the form of his life for Palace and we could have had him back for £15mil ish. Ashley preferred Kenedy on loan 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

29 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Worst thing is, Townsend is in the form of his life for Palace and we could have had him back for £15mil ish. Ashley preferred Kenedy on loan 

 

It's worse than that, he preferred Atsu. So instead of getting a player who's value would remain stable and probably increase we wasted ?£6m? on an absolute log of a player that we'll struggle to move on.

[Noelie 103]

I think putting Murphy on for Atsu would have been better than Kenedy who is proving to be useless.

I think putting Mutu on for Perez in the 2nd half would have helped our attack more.

I think taking Diame off and putting Hayden on in the 2nd half would have helped.

Putting Yedlin on was futile, help was needed up front not at the back.

Tin-hat on.

[ewerk 30616]

I think you should take over from Rafa, Noelle. You seem to have all the answers.