trooper 940 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Awful game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 (edited) My little boy keeps asking me when Newcastle are going to win a game. I’m running out of excuses. Feel sorry for lumbering him with this sack of shit of a club. Surprised he hasn’t jumped ship and started following Chelsea or Liverpool like most of his classmates. Probably a mix of pity and guilt that’s compelling him to continue to feign interest. Doesn’t want to disappoint his dad. Poor sod. Edited October 27, 2018 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 That’s the scary thing I don’t see how we’re going to win one. Brighton and Southampton are poor sides and we didn’t come close to bothering either. Watford looking like theyre going to hammer us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, trooper said: Awful game Only 37 points to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 What a waste of time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Only 37 points to go. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Over a quarter of the season gone & we have a measly 3 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Call me what you want, slag me if you want, I don't care! Rafa fucked-up today, make no mistake about that. Kenedy contributed little or nothing to the game, he should have been yanked at half-time and not allowed to be useless for 90 minutes. Diame should have been yanked long before he was, he was absolutely useless. Atsu should have replaced Kenedy at half-time. Ki should have replaced Diame at half-time. Rafa waits too long to make substitutions. How we got a point is any ones guess, can't credit Rafa. Credit to the players who blocked the shots, the keeper, and the Southampton players who like us couldn't score. 27 shots last week, I counted one today. 2 shite teams but we were the shittiest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9777 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 The only way to get some creativity into this team would be to teach them creationism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Isegrim said: The only way to get some creativity into this team would be to teach them creationism. Or shovel them piles of MDMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Yeh but then they'd just jump off random things and try and fight their friends from Uni before breaking their ankle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Just now, Tom said: Yeh but then they'd just jump off random things and try and fight their friends from Uni before breaking their ankle. Nobody fights on good MDMA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Only cause they cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 There's only one way this season's going to end another toothless preformance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Any consolation that the point moved us off the bottom into second bottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33227 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Diame was shit so he's replaced by a shit Ki. Muto was shit so was replaced by a shit looking Rondon. Perez was shit and replaced by the awful Atsu. I think we're seeing a pattern here. When someone is playing shit or is shit, there's another player at least as shit if not worse, to replace him. We're so slow to attack as there's virtually zero options up front. We could hit lucky in January and get a couple of players in who can make the difference and the team as a whole are fairly solid so it's not as if we're talking the realms of fantasy, but it's a massive ask and we need to be in contact with clubs just above the bottom three, points wise. As much as I don't want us relegated I want to see the fat cunt and his acolytes shown up yet again for the clueless way they run a club. Getting away with it isn't a success but unfortunately that's how they see it and probably feel vindicated. I fucking detest the man and his lickspittles. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 59 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Only 37 points to go. Given we're on 0.3 points per game we only need to play another 123 games this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2967 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Newcastle have failed to win any of their opening 10 matches of a league season for just the second time - last doing so in the 1898-99 top-flight campaign, 120 years ago. The past six sides who failed to win any of their first 10 Premier League games went on to be relegated - Norwich City in 2004-05, Watford in 2006-07, QPR in 2012-13, Reading in 2012-13, Burnley in 2014-15 and Sunderland in 2016-17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Noelie said: Call me what you want, slag me if you want, I don't care! Rafa fucked-up today, make no mistake about that. Kenedy contributed little or nothing to the game, he should have been yanked at half-time and not allowed to be useless for 90 minutes. Diame should have been yanked long before he was, he was absolutely useless. Atsu should have replaced Kenedy at half-time. Ki should have replaced Diame at half-time. Rafa waits too long to make substitutions. How we got a point is any ones guess, can't credit Rafa. Credit to the players who blocked the shots, the keeper, and the Southampton players who like us couldn't score. 27 shots last week, I counted one today. 2 shite teams but we were the shittiest. Aye, definitely the manager at fault here. You’ve nailed the issue 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17274 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Anyone want to annihilate Rafa for his substitutions today?.. seems a ahame to break with tradition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Anyone want to annihilate Rafa for his substitutions today?.. seems a ahame to break with tradition Nah I think Noelie's got that covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Noelie said: Any consolation that the point moved us off the bottom into second bottom? Started from the bottom now we're here Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here Started from the bottom now we're here Started from the bottom now the whole team here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. The good - Martin Dubravka. Not much to do but made a brilliant point-blank save in the first half The bad - Muto and Perez up front. This duo is about as useful as a concrete lifevest. The ugly- Diame. Not good at all today and unfortunately it seems he has regressed from last year's transition as a holding midfielder where he performed so well, especially from Christmas on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 didn’t bother trying to find a stream for away match today. First time Ive done that in a long while. Thanks micky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17274 Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Yesterday’s Mach highlights 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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