Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 It's October, we've only scored 4 goals Surely due a couple at least, fuck sake SURELY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36014 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 They're due a win too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 5, 2018 Author Share Posted October 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Alex said: They're due a win too I was obviously hoping a win would come on the back the goals, scoring gives us some sort of chance of winning a game (No Michael Owen has not hacked my account). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 3-0 blah blah blah relegation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 I pray to thee, God, Buddha, Allah, any creator of miracles, make us score goals, more than them, give us the victory we desperately need. PLEASE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) We're relying on Joselu outscoring them ha ha ha Edited October 5, 2018 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Can't see past an away win. Rio Ferdinand to lament Ashley being overlooked for the nobel prize in his post match analysis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34828 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Joselu-lu-lu He might miss one, he might miss two Joselu-lu-lu He'll miss a third when he's put through With his left, with his right He'll miss the lot he's fucking shite Joselu-lu-lu I hate Mike Ashley, he's a cunt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21790 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 I'd be happy with a shot on target 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5625 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 We're going to rescue Man Utd's season here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) Joselu We've a striker called Joselu He really plays like a bag of pooh Couldn't score in a brothel His goalscoring is like fuckin' offal No venom or even no bite He really is a pile of shite He'll never ever score a goal As long as his arse has got a hole Trooper 2018 Edited October 5, 2018 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Dubravka Ritchie Josleu Perez Kenedy Shelvey Diame Yedlin Fernandez Dummett Lascelles ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 16 minutes ago, LooneyToony said: Dubravka Ritchie Josleu Perez Kenedy Shelvey Diame Yedlin Fernandez Dummett Lascelles ? Dummett & Fernandez are to have late fitness tests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, trooper said: Dummett & Fernandez are to have late fitness tests Dubravka Ritchie Josleu Perez Atsu Shelvey Diame Yedlin Clark Kenedy Lascelles ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22834 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Winning this would be the most Newcastley result ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22834 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 I reckon we’re going to nick it, mourinho getting the boot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 I’d love us to win for many reasons but Rafa beating Mourinho and getting him the sack would be fucking phenomenal after the way that horrible, miserable, disrespectful, little arsewipe has acted towards Rafa in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4994 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 3-1 to us, Pogba to score an absolute screamer as they lose to put mourinho out of the job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 18088 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Winning this would be the most Newcastley result ever. Apart from beating Liverpool 0-1 at Anfield in 1988, 6 months before we were relegated, but aye, it’s just like us Thinking a dull nowts each myself. The special one has alienated the entire dressing room at his second successive club. There’s no denying his achievements but his ego has finally fuckin eaten him and pretty much ended his top level career. Publicly slaughtering players and club employees is only going to end one way. And he’s just had the dreaded “vote of confidence” from the board. He’s toast regardless of the result. He’s just a symptom of a shocking situation at Manu though, Woodward worked for the bank who facilitated the takeover by the Glazers, who have apparently taken over 1 Billion out of the club since then. Regardless of them being all conquering utter cunts for the best part of three decades, it has to be said we’re not the only ones being royally fucked over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14026 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 We're going to get absolutely bummed and Mourinho will lose his job anyway. Man United to get a dodgy penalty. Us to get a dodgy red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31793 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Rafa would absolutely love to be the one to put the final nail in Mourinho’s coffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34828 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 6 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Apart from beating Liverpool 0-1 at Anfield in 1988, 6 months before we were relegated, but aye, it’s just like us Thinking a dull nowts each myself. The special one has alienated the entire dressing room at his second successive club. There’s no denying his achievements but his ego has finally fuckin eaten him and pretty much ended his top level career. Publicly slaughtering players and club employees is only going to end one way. And he’s just had the dreaded “vote of confidence” from the board. He’s toast regardless of the result. He’s just a symptom of a shocking situation at Manu though, Woodward worked for the bank who facilitated the takeover by the Glazers, who have apparently taken over 1 Billion out of the club since then. Regardless of them being all conquering utter cunts for the best part of three decades, it has to be said we’re not the only ones being royally fucked over. 2-1, Rob. Gillespie first couple of mins, the Alamo after that and somehow John Hendrie equalised then Mirandinha scored a 2nd half pen in front of the kop. Beasant had a blinder that day. Any other day they'd have wiped the floor with us. (My pals went down and I didn't. Talk about a bitter sweet victory!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Glad to see he’s went with Muto and Perez up top, it’s clear as day Joselu simply isn’t a football player and we may as well put on our more technical forwards against a couple of CBs (Bailey aside) that make some terrible decisions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 yeah about time he started a game .. let’s see how this pans out. Pity Manquillo is on, or we could possibly have kept a clean sheet ha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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