Ayatollah Hermione 13859 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Bitch, you had better DOUBLE CHECK your facts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1244 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 19 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Haven’t seen enough of muto to pass judgement yet. I’d start Pérez up top ahead of him, not that he’s particularly useful as a lone striker either Or anything else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Wasn’t he top scorer last season? Again, not that that’s saying much. He’s just a less shit option than Joselu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13859 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 You can't hoy Perez up top against Harry Maguire, man You need SOME height in there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 28, 2018 Author Share Posted September 28, 2018 Apparently Rondon's not been fit since arriving at Newcastle Benitez ... "Rondon cannot play. We have to assess him & see how he is going on in the next week. We need to check. A couple of weeks he might be out for. Then decide after that. He has not been fully fit for us yet. We need to manage without him this weekend " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35062 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Wasn’t he top scorer last season? Still shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 I don’t disagree, just not quite as turd as Joselu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: You can't hoy Perez up top against Harry Maguire, man You need SOME height in there. Yeah, Joselu will school him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, trooper said: Apparently Rondon's not been fit since arriving at Newcastle Benitez ... "Rondon cannot play. We have to assess him & see how he is going on in the next week. We need to check. A couple of weeks he might be out for. Then decide after that. He has not been fully fit for us yet. We need to manage without him this weekend " Thank Christ for that and we can hope again that he might still do alright for us. It wasn’t looking good for him when Joselu was keeping him out of the side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) I sincerely hope my excessive Joselu bashing has the reverse effect and I eat humble pie after he puts in an barnstorming performance to win us the match. I also sincerely hope Ruth Wilson comes round mine later to give me a tuggie Edited September 28, 2018 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) That’s brilliant though, so Rafa sells a player for over £25M and all he’s allowed to bring in is an injured loan striker AFTER loaning them a striker back. When the fuck is Ashley just going to fuck off? Neither side is getting anything out of this relationship, I know it’s free advertising for him but honestly it’s probably done him more harm than good at this point as the fact he’s a massive cunt is in the public eye. Couple that with the fact that the £144m Newcastle “owe” him would buy a fair bit of advertising I’d imagine, he could recoup through sale so it’d be free in that respect but it’s not looking likely. He could have sunk £250M into an index fund 10 year ago and he’d have probably made a lot more than he has or ever will out of NUFC (I know he has enough to buy into a hedge fund, I just mean even a simple index fund would have got him the return). Edited September 28, 2018 by Howay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 28, 2018 Author Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6219603/Federico-Fernandez-Paul-Dummett-double-injury-blow-rocks-Newcastle.html It gets worse a late Friday afternoon exclusive by The Mail reports... "Both Federico Fernandez and Paul Dummett are said to be set to miss after picking up hamstring problems." Edited September 28, 2018 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35062 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 11 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I sincerely hope my excessive Joselu bashing has the reverse effect and I eat humble pie after he puts in an barnstorming performance to win us the match. I also sincerely hope Ruth Wilson comes round mine later to give me a tuggie Ashley’s arranged for Ruth Madoc to call round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 10 hours ago, trooper said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6219603/Federico-Fernandez-Paul-Dummett-double-injury-blow-rocks-Newcastle.html It gets worse a late Friday afternoon exclusive by The Mail reports... "Both Federico Fernandez and Paul Dummett are said to be set to miss after picking up hamstring problems." If that's true then we're deeper in the shit as we have no legitimate left-back to replace Dummett. Schar or Clark can fill in for Fenandez but Fernandez will be a big miss after his man o' the match display against Palace. I honestly believe Rafa should start Mutu, not Perez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Alex said: Ashley’s arranged for Ruth Madoc to call round Wearing two "70% OFF" tags as tassels. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Alex said: Ashley’s arranged for Ruth Madoc to call round Oozes sex appeal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Manquillo at LB is asking for trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 https://www.themag.co.uk/2018/09/revealed-what-mike-ashley-is-allegedly-offering-rafa-benitez-at-post-leicester-meeting-not-good-news-newcastle-united/ Apparently there's a meeting after the Lesta game between Rafa & Charnley.setting out what Rafa will be offered in the January window. It looks like its the old Ashley favourite of limited funds. Now if that's true Ashley clearly wants Rafa out the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Rafa is out of the door at the end of the season, if Ashley is still here. That’s been obvious for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 50 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Rafa is out of the door at the end of the season, if Ashley is still here. That’s been obvious for a while No I mean he wants him out the door now. Give it another couple of games without a win & it wouldn't surprise me if Ashley sacked Rafa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4747 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, trooper said: No I mean he wants him out the door now. Give it another couple of games without a win & it wouldn't surprise me if Ashley sacked Rafa Sorry but that makes no sense at all, it'd cost him a fortune for starters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, trooper said: No I mean he wants him out the door now. Give it another couple of games without a win & it wouldn't surprise me if Ashley sacked Rafa That would be strange logic even by Ashley’s standards. Rafa gives us the best chance of staying up and it’d be cheaper to retain him until his contract expires. I detest Ashley as much as you but I doubt he wants another relegation this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: That would be strange logic even by Ashley’s standards. Rafa gives us the best chance of staying up and it’d be cheaper to retain him until his contract expires. I detest Ashley as much as you but I doubt he wants another relegation this season. I got it a while ago regarding Ashley & the club. It's just a toy to him it may have been one of his favourites a long time ago. But now he hardly ever bothers to play with it. Every now & then he mess about with it but he's no real interest in it. I honestly think his enjoyment he gets from the club is when he pisses us lot the fans off. He's a bastard man nothing good will happen as long as he owns it he's a 24 carat cnutl Edited September 29, 2018 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Six nil loss, rafa sacked, pardew to return and to do his first press conference in a sports direct bought replica shirt with trooper printed on the back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Andrew said: Sorry but that makes no sense at all, it'd cost him a fortune for starters. When has Ashley ever made any sense i think he'd derive a great deal of pleasure in sacking Rafa. It'd be a double whammy for Ashley get rid of someone who has become a thorn in his side. Then absolutely pissing off the fans. Edited September 29, 2018 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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