Rafa’s bargain bin boys vs Warnock’s wankers

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2-0 away win. The season starts here 

[sammynb 3357]

I cannot predict the result but I will predict that post game Warnock will whine like the old wanker he is about some perceived injustice which he will totally be wrong about. 

[trooper 940]

We could do  with taking all 3 points today given the next 3 premiership games after today are...

Chelsea 

Man City

Arsenal 

 

Edited August 18, 2018 by trooper

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Get the big guns out of the way early doors while they’re still mentally on the beach. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

As much as these are probably the worst side in the league, it IS their first home game and Colin Wanker will probably have them well up for it to the point where we'll have to weather some kind of early pressure, I imagine. I'm cautiously optimistic that we can start controlling the game and force their defence into mistakes since they looked AOTS against Bournemouth. I'll hedge my bets and say 1-1 since I reckon they'll be much improved from last week.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

45 minutes ago, sammynb said:

I cannot predict the result but I will predict that post game Warnock will whine like the old wanker he is about some perceived injustice which he will totally be wrong about. 

Like makems do.

[zerosum 234]

1-0 newcastle away win. Shelvey free kick curled into top right corner. 

Edited August 18, 2018 by zerosum

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

2 hours ago, trooper said:

We could do  with taking all 3 points today given the next 3 premiership games after today are...

Chelsea 

Man City

Arsenal 

 

 

 

Must win mate

[zerosum 234]

fucking joselu 

[trooper 940]

Newcastle

12Dubravka

19Manquillo

6Lascelles

2Clark

3Dummett

11Ritchie

8Shelvey

10Diamé

15Kenedy

17Pérez

21Joselu

[trooper 940]

Substitutes

4Ki Sung-yueng

7Murphy

9Rondón

13Muto

14Hayden

18Fernandez

26Darlow

[Dr Gloom 21924]

I suppose Joselu scored when he started last week. I’d still have Rondon in there ahead of that donkey 

Edited August 18, 2018 by Dr Gloom

[ewerk 30620]

You do have to wonder why our two biggest attack minded signings are getting a game yet.

[zerosum 234]

allardyce, wise, keys and gray on Bein sports dissecting mike ashley’s newcastle ffs 

[Howay 12496]

Got a nice reminder of what an utter bellend Warnock is when I was reading about how he disliked Benitez.

It’s all because Benitez played a weakened side against Fulham in the second last game of the 06/07 season, Liverpool had the CL final two weeks later and went on to lose to Fulham which put Sheffield United in the bottom 3. There was a quote from Mrs Doubtfire saying something like “that’s what happens when you have a foreign manager like Rafa Benitez, he probably doesn’t give Sheffield United a second thought”, no idea what Rafa being foreign has to do with not giving a fuck about Sheffield. 

I actually didn’t know he had this big (partly xenophobic) grudge against Benitez, shows how much I give a fuck about Sheffield United, but fuck me who doesn’t Warnock blame for that relegation  I hope we batter these hoofball whoppers. 

Edited August 18, 2018 by Howay

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

7 minutes ago, ewerk said:

You do have to wonder why our two biggest attack minded signings are getting a game yet.

 

Probably making sure they know they're competing for their place. 

[Gemmill 44900]

Ludicrous booking.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Ridiculous

[wykikitoon 20156]

Decent ball from Shelvey to Kenedy then

[wykikitoon 20156]

Fuck me the ball for that corner was clearly not in the semi circle.  What the fuck is the Lino doing?

[wykikitoon 20156]

Cardiff look nervous at the back

[wykikitoon 20156]

Shelvey has picked out 3 quality passes already.

[Howay 12496]

This ref is a right bellend, never a booking for Ritchie then when they got a throw the bloke walked about 25 yards forward from where the throw should have been. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

They're having a little spell, luckily they're shit 

[wykikitoon 20156]

Jesus that could have been nasty for Lascelles