adios 717 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 quickly or slowly? Some inspiration for budding executioners: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_methods_of_torture#Physical_torture_methods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 No but every single place of business he owns needs to be set on fire. That includes depots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Blood Eagle tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5207 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Holy fuck @adios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) Death by asphyxiation due to Charnley holding Ashleys face in his massive sweaty cleavage Edited August 2, 2018 by 247 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42275 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Blow the fat cunt from a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Rayvin said: Holy fuck @adios Forgot I made this thread but I kind of thought Ant would've shut it down by now tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32994 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Put him in the Sahara, hands tied behind his back, make him walk for hundreds of miles with a rod hanging near his face with a bottle of water on one line, another line with a roast chicken hanging off it just out of range from his gob. Each item to have a '70% off' tag on them. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15484 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 But... but he's just getting the hang of this football lark 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9744 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Meenzer said: But... but he's just getting the hang of this football lark Getting shot to death by a football by Joselu it is then. It will be a very slow death in that case as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1231 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Of course he doesn't deserve to die. He's a bad boss and terrible football club owner but that doesn't make some one deserve to die. That being said I'd personally be more than happy to see him buggered death with a nuclear powered dildo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 NO, he doesn't deserve to die, well at least not yet, but I do think he ought to fade away into the sunset and set us free from his dilly-dallying cheapskate persona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5207 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 (edited) I think it speaks volumes about the moral compass of this forum that this thread is nearly a day old with people seemingly calmly discussing whether or not Ashley should die Did anyone vote in the poll...? EDIT - of course they did Edited August 3, 2018 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 3, 2018 Author Share Posted August 3, 2018 No one voted to save him either; you people have no souls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42275 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Trust us to get the fucking shit billionaire… https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-infographic-2012-1?IR=T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Hung, drawn and quartered. Each of the four quarters nailed to the roofs of each of the four stands of SJP. Cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21890 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 The best he deserves is to be flayed alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42275 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: The best he deserves is to be flayed alive That would take hours, the fat cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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