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The Hoff rocks tbh

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most famous german ever

 

FACT

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True, name another famous German.

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i cant

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Nearly correct, but it is spelt I(manuel) Kant.

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The Hoff rocks tbh

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most famous german ever

 

FACT

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True, name another famous German.

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Queen Elizabeth II

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Who?

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The Hoff rocks tbh

88830[/snapback]

most famous german ever

 

FACT

88832[/snapback]

True, name another famous German.

88833[/snapback]

i cant

88835[/snapback]

 

Nearly correct, but it is spelt I(manuel) Kant.

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i'm still working on my german, the locals of berlin werent to interested in talking to us when we were there for new year, miserable gets

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The Hoff rocks tbh

88830[/snapback]

most famous german ever

 

FACT

88832[/snapback]

True, name another famous German.

88833[/snapback]

i cant

88835[/snapback]

 

Nearly correct, but it is spelt I(manuel) Kant.

88837[/snapback]

 

i'm still working on my german, the locals of berlin werent to interested in talking to us when we were there for new year, miserable gets

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Well, Berliners are über-grumpy. And it means a lot if I say that...

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The Hoff rocks tbh

88830[/snapback]

most famous german ever

 

FACT

88832[/snapback]

True, name another famous German.

88833[/snapback]

i cant

88835[/snapback]

 

Nearly correct, but it is spelt I(manuel) Kant.

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"Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

who could think you under the table.

 

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel.

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

 

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teacha

'bout the raising of the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

 

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

On a half a pint of schandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away,

Half a crate of whiskey every day.

 

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.

And Hobbes was fond of his dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,

``I drink, therefore I am.''

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. "

 

M Python

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  • 5 months later...
I was just sent this, apparently it's The Hoff's latest music video - LEGEND!

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836

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Used her and losed her tbh.

 

(Yes I know it's "lost" but it doesn't rhyme otherwise)

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how about tossed her and lost her? :lol:

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aaaw I thought Lou was back then for a sec, till I realised this was an old thread re-visited.

 

Anyways, that is truly awful I feel embarrassed for him :lol:

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you loves it

 

with the thrusting and the pelvis

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thats it, Im not bringing you a cream cake on Saturday now :lol:

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you loves it

 

with the thrusting and the pelvis

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thats it, Im not bringing you a cream cake on Saturday now :hunter:

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:lol:

 

no sumo for you!

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