Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Just to carry on from my other ever popular gay-related threads, do you pork knuckles swallow the man paste or spit the love piss? Meenzer, I bet you gargle the stuff before swallowing, you cosmopolitan batty boy you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 masticate tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 masticate tbh. 87169[/snapback] Ah, a true man muck connoisseur, good on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 masticate tbh. 87169[/snapback] It's certainly one to chew on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15827 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Just to carry on from my other ever popular gay-related threads, do you pork knuckles swallow the man paste or spit the love piss? Meenzer, I bet you gargle the stuff before swallowing, you cosmopolitan batty boy you! 87167[/snapback] Better than Strepsils for a sore throat, I tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Just to carry on from my other ever popular gay-related threads, do you pork knuckles swallow the man paste or spit the love piss? Meenzer, I bet you gargle the stuff before swallowing, you cosmopolitan batty boy you! 87167[/snapback] Better than Strepsils for a sore throat, I tell you. 87175[/snapback] I keep telling her that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Just to carry on from my other ever popular gay-related threads, do you pork knuckles swallow the man paste or spit the love piss? Meenzer, I bet you gargle the stuff before swallowing, you cosmopolitan batty boy you! 87167[/snapback] Better than Strepsils for a sore throat, I tell you. 87175[/snapback] I don't think he needs to be telt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15827 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Just to carry on from my other ever popular gay-related threads, do you pork knuckles swallow the man paste or spit the love piss? Meenzer, I bet you gargle the stuff before swallowing, you cosmopolitan batty boy you! 87167[/snapback] Better than Strepsils for a sore throat, I tell you. 87175[/snapback] I keep telling her that too. 87179[/snapback] But she said she preferred... ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 I read somewhere that it was good for your hair, full of the vital proteins needed for a healthy barnet apparently. So now wor lass get's a drenching, but her hair - wonderfully soft yet strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22379 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Reminds me of a story a friend once swore was true (but later I found it on snopes the lying bastid). Anyway, the story goes there's a school lesson and everyone is looking at cheek scrapings down a microscope. A nubile school girl says to the Scottish teacher " sir, what's this?", to which he replies "My God girl, that's a sperm!". She runs out the class crying etc. You can substitute schoolgirl for schoolboy if you want to make it more shocking. Though I guess on this forum nothing's shocking any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 statistically your more like to die while gargling sperm than in a plane crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 statistically your more like to die while gargling sperm than in a plane crash 87189[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 My mate told me this sperm related story earlier in the week, don't know if it's bollocks or not like. Anyway, he works and drinks with this lad who's been seeing this lass for the last year or so and they recently got engaged. She doesn't believe in sex before marriage, but she teases the fuck out of him. When he was round at hers it was getting pretty bad, so when she'd pop out for whatever reason (shower, toilet, whatever) he couldn't hold it much longer and would have a wank. He started doing this canny regular, everytime he was at hers and it was getting a bit frisky he'd have to relief himself. Anyway, to cut a long story short, apparently she got a sun bed for xmas and it makes her bedroom floor look like Predator has bled on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 My mate told me this sperm related story earlier in the week, don't know if it's bollocks or not like. Anyway, he works and drinks with this lad who's been seeing this lass for the last year or so and they recently got engaged. She doesn't believe in sex before marriage, but she teases the fuck out of him. When he was round at hers it was getting pretty bad, so when she'd pop out for whatever reason (shower, toilet, whatever) he couldn't hold it much longer and would have a wank. He started doing this canny regular, everytime he was at hers and it was getting a bit frisky he'd have to relief himself. Anyway, to cut a long story short, apparently she got a sun bed for xmas and it makes her bedroom floor look like Predator has bled on it. 87197[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 My mate told me this sperm related story earlier in the week, don't know if it's bollocks or not like. Anyway, he works and drinks with this lad who's been seeing this lass for the last year or so and they recently got engaged. She doesn't believe in sex before marriage, but she teases the fuck out of him. When he was round at hers it was getting pretty bad, so when she'd pop out for whatever reason (shower, toilet, whatever) he couldn't hold it much longer and would have a wank. He started doing this canny regular, everytime he was at hers and it was getting a bit frisky he'd have to relief himself. Anyway, to cut a long story short, apparently she got a sun bed for xmas and it makes her bedroom floor look like Predator has bled on it. 87197[/snapback] I think it's true. They do that on Roomraiders on MTV-the dating show where they go round the persons bedroom and make a 'blind' decision based on what the room tells them about the person. They scan a U-V light over the sheets sometimes. Not that I watch that shit you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Whats he wank on the floor for though the dirty bastard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Whats he wank on the floor for though the dirty bastard? 87201[/snapback] That's what I said to him, you think she'd have fucking noticed? 'Spilt some milk love. Sorry.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Whats he wank on the floor for though the dirty bastard? 87201[/snapback] That's what I said to him, you think she'd have fucking noticed? 'Spilt some milk love. Sorry.' 87204[/snapback] If it was me the curtains'd be like a Jackson Pollock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 who in their right mind would go with a lass who wont have sex till after marriage, for one she's going to be a shit shag and secondly it could be nothing to do with religion she might just have a fanny like the tyne tunnel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 who in their right mind would go with a lass who wont have sex till after marriage, for one she's going to be a shit shag and secondly it could be nothing to do with religion she might just have a fanny like the tyne tunnel 87212[/snapback] 1 pound in and hourlong tailbacks during rush hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 replace "like" with "as wide as" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 1 pound in and hourlong tailbacks during rush hour? 87218[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22379 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Whats he wank on the floor for though the dirty bastard? 87201[/snapback] That's what I said to him, you think she'd have fucking noticed? 'Spilt some milk love. Sorry.' 87204[/snapback] If it was me the curtains'd be like a Jackson Pollock. 87206[/snapback] Wash she posh? Isn't that manoevre called a zuffle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Wash she posh? Isn't that manoevre called a zuffle? 87230[/snapback] Since when are you Dutch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22379 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Wash she posh? Isn't that manoevre called a zuffle? 87230[/snapback] Since when are you Dutch? 87232[/snapback] Anyway, someone look up zuffle in their profanisaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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