Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 so what would you choose if your life depended on it? It's an age old question me and my mates agonise over regularly. Can't see any other option for me other than to bum, the thought of another blokes sword of pork in me is only a little more vile than the thought of putting it into another man. But overall the act of being the brown enforcer is the lesser of the 2 evils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 You've been 'protesting too much' all week now tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 its not gay if you give it. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15827 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 its not gay if you give it. FACT! 87104[/snapback] Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 in that situation Meenz. Not if you just stick it into any old queen you come across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 SMO... is there something you want to come clean about mate? seems fort a while you've been obsessing over homosexual practises and this curiosity is... well.... curious... perhaps you and Meenzer are consanguinious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I think there are a few on here who might have something to confess. Been down the 'gardens' lately SO while taking a 'short cut' to the Quayside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Obsessed tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15827 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 in that situation Meenz. Not if you just stick it into any old queen you come across. 87114[/snapback] Phew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22380 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I don't think I physically could do it, which leaves only one option . Pretty gay thing to talk to your mates about like, do you do it too to find out what it feels like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 its not gay if you give it. FACT! 87104[/snapback] Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying to promote equality and increase the converation between the gay and straight members of this forum, I have time for anal enthusiasts, I never did have until I started at the DWP like but there's that many of them that your forced to get along. I'm just trying to spread the love and find out the number of poo-proders in our midst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 SMO... is there something you want to come clean about mate? seems fort a while you've been obsessing over homosexual practises and this curiosity is... well.... curious... perhaps you and Meenzer are consanguinious? 87122[/snapback] Fuck off with your new internet dictionary toy! I'm only interested in how the brown half live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 its not gay if you give it. FACT! 87104[/snapback] Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying .....the gay .....members of this forum, I have time for anal ....... but there's that many of them that your forced .....to spread the love .... 87133[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 its not gay if you give it. FACT! 87104[/snapback] Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying to promote equality and increase the converation between the gay and straight members of this forum, I have time for anal enthusiasts, I never did have until I started at the DWP like but there's that many of them that your forced to get along. I'm just trying to spread the love and find out the number of poo-proders in our midst. 87133[/snapback] I didnt realise there was a communication problem tbh. I'm pretty sure no-one at work is 'forcing you to get along' that much either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 its not gay if you give it. FACT! 87104[/snapback] Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying .....the gay .....members of this forum, I have time for anal ....... but there's that many of them that your forced .....to spread the love .... 87133[/snapback] 87142[/snapback] Your editing skills are wasted on here, you should work on Big Brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 its not gay if you give it. FACT! 87104[/snapback] Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying .....the gay .....members of this forum, I have time for anal ....... but there's that many of them that your forced .....to spread the love .... 87133[/snapback] 87142[/snapback] GERLD! SMO in subliminal bumlove message shocker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 SMO... is there something you want to come clean about mate? seems fort a while you've been obsessing over homosexual practises and this curiosity is... well.... curious... perhaps you and Meenzer are consanguinious? 87122[/snapback] Fuck off with your new internet dictionary toy! I'm only interested in how the brown half live. 87141[/snapback] I thought he was being quite clever, otherwise he was mis-using the word, and it is the Fish..so I'll go with the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4063 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I have decided to open a sweetshop in The merchant city in Glasgow called the chocolate runway. Will put it just next to the polo lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Haven't we had a thread along these sort of lines before?? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=236 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 its not gay if you give it. FACT! 87104[/snapback] Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying .....the gay .....members of this forum, I have time for anal ....... but there's that many of them that your forced .....to spread the love .... 87133[/snapback] 87142[/snapback] GERLD! SMO in subliminal bumlove message shocker! 87145[/snapback] Oh no sussed, it's time to admit it's Wacky here, i'm at the Operator's house on his new laptop waiting in for Ikea to deliver some wardrobes while he's at work! Got sacked from my new job yesterday, they sussed me for a work-shy cunt the second I walked through the door. Bastards! Back to 6 wanks a day for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I won't say that I didn't receive that gem recently, but it was in context and absolutely the correct word to use, I'm sorry if I was being a little prententious in showing my slightly recondite vocabulary. I'm quite the sesquipedalian stylist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 its not gay if you give it. FACT! 87104[/snapback] Damn. I really will have to hand in my Gay Card now. And yeah, what's going on here, Smoothie dearest? You've really come over a little queer this week (and I'm not talking about Wacky)... 87109[/snapback] I'm just trying .....the gay .....members of this forum, I have time for anal ....... but there's that many of them that your forced .....to spread the love .... 87133[/snapback] 87142[/snapback] GERLD! SMO in subliminal bumlove message shocker! 87145[/snapback] Oh no sussed, it's time to admit it's Wacky here, i'm at the Operator's house on his new laptop waiting in for Ikea to deliver some wardrobes while he's at work! Got sacked from my new job yesterday, they sussed me for a work-shy cunt the second I walked through the door. Bastards! Back to 6 wanks a day for me. 87153[/snapback] It stunts your growth you know, that type of carry on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I won't say that I didn't receive that gem recently, but it was in context and absolutely the correct word to use, I'm sorry if I was being a little prententious in showing my slightly recondite vocabulary. I'm quite the sesquipedalian stylist. 87156[/snapback] Shame you don't know what pluralist means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Pluralist-n 1: a philosopher who believes that no single explanation can account for all the phenomena of nature 2: someone who believes that distinct ethnic or cultural or religious groups can exist together in society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I won't say that I didn't receive that gem recently, but it was in context and absolutely the correct word to use, I'm sorry if I was being a little prententious in showing my slightly recondite vocabulary. I'm quite the sesquipedalian stylist. 87156[/snapback] You know you missplt it though, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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