luckypierre 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 polish the lighthouse v. To masturbate in the bath http://www.viz.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I'm up to 'S' in the one at home. 'slag night' - a collection of female drinkers found in town centre bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 skyagra n. A quick flick through the satellite TV channels before bedtime, made by a middle-aged gentleman in search of something to boost his flagging sex-drive. This is me most evenings, although I wouldn't say I had a flagging sex drive but she's going to bed earlier and earlier these days as the tiredness of pregnancy takes it's toll, selfish wench! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22731 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I'm up to 'S' in the one at home. 'slag night' - a collection of female drinkers found in town centre bars. 87106[/snapback] I suggest you read the definitions more carefully to avoid future embarassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I'm up to 'S' in the one at home. 'slag night' - a collection of female drinkers found in town centre bars. 87106[/snapback] I suggest you read the definitions more carefully to avoid future embarassment. 87115[/snapback] Alright, alright! There's over 5,000 phrases in the fucker man, you can't remember them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 wazzock n. One who is pissing, puking and wanking all at the same time Jimbo tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Midget Gem. Short lass with big tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 Billingsgate box n. Minge. Based on a Cockney comparison between fish and fanny odours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Do they take suggestions? Couldn't sleep last night and then thought of this as I was trying to count sheep: Brown Knuckle Ride: 2 benders engaging in the act of man love after the receiver has had a sit down broen and refrained from wiping! Feedback? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Glitter Ball An under 16s disco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Feedback? 87765[/snapback] Aye - step out of that closet, sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Stephen Hawkins Treadmill - As in, you're as useless as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Feedback? 87765[/snapback] Aye - step out of that closet, sister! 87768[/snapback] Woah, my gaydar has a negative reading and always will have, me and Wacky just like a wrestle now and then, nowt wrong with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) wind your watch To commit a disgusting act of self delight upon one's generative member. From the similarity of a relaxing gentleman's hand movements to the characteristic rapid wrist flicks and rotations which must be performed in order to prime the mainspring of an automatic timepiece. 'What were you doing in there?' 'I was just winding my watch, love.' 'But your watch is at the mender.' 'I know. I meant having a wank.' ('Bamforth's Seaside Chu-ckles' postcard, by Donald McGill, 1933). Gold! Edited February 2, 2006 by Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 xylophone v. To move along a line of naked women who are all bending down, and spank their bottoms - which are of varying sizes - with one's penis; to play a tune on women's buttocks. From the Greek xylo meaning 'wood' and phonnicus meaning 'to hit tunefully.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Puddle Jumper, Not The Marrying Kind, Bad Thrower, Nicely Poised, Good With Colours, Yorkie Bar etc = Smooth Operator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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