sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 We should have a sweep on this I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9901 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) I like the one from the other forum: "A dog ate my tactic sheet" Edited February 1, 2006 by Isegrim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22001 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I like the one from the other forum: "A dog ate my tactic sheet" 86953[/snapback] Or "I left it on the [team] bus"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The pitch....he's bound to blame the pitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 My imaginary dog ate my imaginary tactic sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 In all seriousness, I think we'll be fed a relatively new one when someone inevitably points out to him that with the exception of Owen and Dyer (and maybe Taylor), his squad is back to full strength - "my players need a proper run of games together before you can judge me". Alternatively, he will blame his neighbour's cat for keeping him awake all night, with the ensuing sleep deficit preventing him from making a proper motivational speech to his players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9901 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) "Look, we had a lot of distraction today. Lady Luck's dog jumped on the team bus and ate my tactic sheet - though I don't believe in tactics - and then crossed the street. My daughter who was driving by got scarred and crashed her car into a wall. Poor Kieron Dyer who was standing at the wall receiving threating textmessages from the little Welsh bastard and this obnoxious journalist who writtes totally nonsense. He could only just jump out of the way but tore his hamstring while doing so. We are a wee bit jinxed but have to stick together, I tell you that. I will soldier on. I rest my case. " Edited February 1, 2006 by Isegrim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 50 Cent tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15718 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Getting 9 shots on target all season would be a start... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) 'We can announce what's been wrong with Kieron, he was shot 9 times, you know..yet he still wanted to play..proper player. I hit Laurent Robert with an air rifle and he refused to play etc...' Edited February 1, 2006 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 He will mention his family, making out that he doesn't care, and only cares about his family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Car drove past the training ground and spooked the players tbstbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A witchdoctor has cursed the club, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46030 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I think we'll win, totally vindicating my undying support for this great man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 We were blatantly missing Amdy Faye today. It's not right than we should be without one of our key players because of his national team. No team in the league would play good football if they were missing 46 first-team players. Emre and Parker were still injured but I forced them into starting the game anyway - Lady Luck had other ideas and we had to take them off again before half-time. Fortunately young Kieron will be be back soon, he is still unable to walk without crutches at the moment let alone sprint, but he has a 50-50 chance of playing at the weekend, proper player. I think I'm getting the maximum out of the players I currently have, unfortunately that doesn't include stringing two passes together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9901 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I think we'll win, totally vindicating my undying support for this great man. 87024[/snapback] "I couldn't concentrate on the pre-match perparation. There was this fat, ginger nutter who is stalking me and trying to be supportive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15718 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A witchdoctor has cursed the club, again. 87021[/snapback] Mind, you'd be distracted with that lot standing pitchside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Its the Chairman's fault - he keeps inviting me round for cups of tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 '50 Cent shot my tactics sheet' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 Let's hope Alan Green isn't doing the interview. 'Well Graeme, old pal old mucker, I thought the 6-0 scoreline flattered them. That throw in you didn't get after 30 seconds probably affected the entire result. I thought you were unlucky, would you agree? Oh, by the way, the wife says do you like Squid? She's trying something different Saturday night...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I think we'll win, totally vindicating my undying support for this great man. 87024[/snapback] Here's hoping like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Car drove past the training ground and spooked the players tbstbs. 87018[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Car drove past the training ground and spooked the players tbstbs. 87018[/snapback] 87094[/snapback] To be sure, to be sure I just got that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Car drove past the training ground and spooked the players tbstbs. 87018[/snapback] 87094[/snapback] To be sure, to be sure I just got that. 87113[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The lads read the "flying on a aeroplane" thread on toontastic, knocked them all for six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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