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It might well be a wankfest, but all the women in it were strong individuals who gave the blokes as good as they got.  They might have wore skimpy outfits, but there was no gratuitous sex scene that dragged out for 15 minutes and served no purpose but titillation, like you get in the average hollywood actioner.  Those scenes offend me more than anything in Sin City.

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Why the skimpy outfits?

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I'm guessing they wore them in the comic book. I mean graphic novel :(

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Well I thought it was utterly superb and frankly couldn't give a shit what anyone else thinks!

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Go on so, enlighten me as to how it was enjoyable.

 

And take your dick out of your hand when I'm talking to you!

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I'm not a film critic like HF so any attempt to articulate why I liked it probably isn't going to be successful. But needless to say I liked it because I found it HUGELY enjoyable. Off the top of my head I would say these things were in its favour:

 

Film noir - one of my favourite genres (don't ask me why because I don't know)

Superb graphic effects, the first film to truely bring a comic to life (especially the brutal violence)

Great characters accompanied by great acting

Brilliant structure that told several interesting, overlapping stories which I genuinely found absorbing and emotional

Gorgeous women

 

Infact, there is almost nothing I disliked in the film. Fair enough, you think its puerile, I disagree and anyway, I quite like puerile humour. But to describe it as negatively as you have is frankly ridiculous.

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It might well be a wankfest, but all the women in it were strong individuals who gave the blokes as good as they got.  They might have wore skimpy outfits, but there was no gratuitous sex scene that dragged out for 15 minutes and served no purpose but titillation, like you get in the average hollywood actioner.  Those scenes offend me more than anything in Sin City.

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Why the skimpy outfits?

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I'm guessing they wore them in the comic book. I mean graphic novel :(

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Wherin they were playing prostitutes, strippers and barmaids.

 

Generally professions that require you to show a bit of skin.

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A plot and vaguely believeble acting helped the movies you've mentioned, by the way.

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It was film noir DotBum, not meant to be any more believable than Star Wars. Did you miss that?

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I'm guessing they wore them in the comic book. I mean graphic novel :(

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And why there, because it's for pubescents and smelly students (lest we forget Fish)?

 

I can't even recall a sex scene in any of the examples HF cites, or much generally, to state that's more offensive than Sin City is rediculous in the extreme. I'm now picturing HF as a man who divides his time equally between masturbating over Big Brother, comic books and his guide to movie masturbation tbh. :(

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Wherin they were playing prostitutes, strippers and barmaids.

 

Generally professions that require you to show a bit of skin.

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Well, at least your stereotypes weren't adversely affected.

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Wherin they were playing prostitutes, strippers and barmaids.

 

Generally professions that require you to show a bit of skin.

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Well, at least your stereotypes weren't adversely affected.

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Don't you watch Corrie then? Betty and her hotpot excluded, obviously.

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I can't believe anyone would dislike a film because it had attractive women in in skimpy outfits. Especially someone who frequents a message board where there is porn posted on a daily basis!

 

Besides, weren't those hoes empowered, the way they took the perv cop out? :(

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Wherin they were playing prostitutes, strippers and barmaids.

 

Generally professions that require you to show a bit of skin.

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Well, at least your stereotypes weren't adversely affected.

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It was film noir DotBum, didn't you get that? :(

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I'm not a film critic like HF so any attempt to articulate why I liked it probably isn't going to be successful. But needless to say I liked it because I found it HUGELY enjoyable. Off the top of my head I would say these things were in its favour:

 

Film noir - one of my favourite genres (don't ask me why because I don't know)

same here

Superb graphic effects, the first film to truely bring a comic to life (especially the brutal violence)

Aye, I wasn't too fond of that.  What's good about bringing comics to life?

Great characters accompanied by great acting

Jesus Wept.

Brilliant structure that told several interesting, overlapping stories which I genuinely found absorbing and emotional

some more

Gorgeous women

the truth of the matter

Infact, there is almost nothing I disliked in the film. Fair enough, you think its puerile, I disagree and anyway, I quite like puerile humour. But to describe it as negatively as you have is frankly ridiculous.

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You're trying to find high-brow justification for your seedy, nerdy fantasies, embrace your inner nerd.

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Wherin they were playing prostitutes, strippers and barmaids.

 

Generally professions that require you to show a bit of skin.

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Well, at least your stereotypes weren't adversely affected.

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It was film noir DotBum, didn't you get that? :(

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Think about it some more.

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I'm not a film critic like HF so any attempt to articulate why I liked it probably isn't going to be successful. But needless to say I liked it because I found it HUGELY enjoyable. Off the top of my head I would say these things were in its favour:

 

Film noir - one of my favourite genres (don't ask me why because I don't know)

same here

Superb graphic effects, the first film to truely bring a comic to life (especially the brutal violence)

Aye, I wasn't too fond of that.  What's good about bringing comics to life?

Great characters accompanied by great acting

Jesus Wept.

Brilliant structure that told several interesting, overlapping stories which I genuinely found absorbing and emotional

some more

Gorgeous women

the truth of the matter

Infact, there is almost nothing I disliked in the film. Fair enough, you think its puerile, I disagree and anyway, I quite like puerile humour. But to describe it as negatively as you have is frankly ridiculous.

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You're trying to find high-brow justification for your seedy, nerdy fantasies, embrace your inner nerd.

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I'm not trying to justify anything, I liked it, end of story. I saw it in the cinema with my wife and she like it too, despite this type of film not usually being her cup of tea.

 

About the acting and characters, yes, they were superb - Willis, O'Rourke etc. You've got to take it in the context of who they were supposed to be though, which is something you seem to be missing. It was a comic book - fair enough if that's not your thing, but that's a bit like me slagging of Eminem because I don't like hip hop, or something.

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I can't believe anyone would dislike a film because it had attractive women in in skimpy outfits. Especially someone who frequents a message board where there is porn posted on a daily basis!

 

Besides, weren't those hoes empowered, the way they took the perv cop out? :(

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I must have restricted access to some part of this forum.

 

I thought the film was one of the most cringeworthy things I'd ever seen, technical accomplishment didn't change that. Given how utterly shite nearly every aspect of the film was I have to assume you're being blinded by something.

 

Given that HF has already said he likes one of the most loathsome characters on this planet, and that he finds her attractive I find it a lot easier to dump you two in the perv bin. Nice easy pidgeon-holing. :(

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Wherin they were playing prostitutes, strippers and barmaids.

 

Generally professions that require you to show a bit of skin.

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Well, at least your stereotypes weren't adversely affected.

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It was film noir DotBum, didn't you get that? :(

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Think about it some more.

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Well, my point was, the characters were sterotypes, based on a genre which is based on stereotypes. Which is fine.

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I get that it was an accurate portrayal of the comic, I said that above, I just don't see the point, because comics are for muppets. I'm not slagging the achievements of the movie, I'm slagging you, you mongtard! :(

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Well, my point was, the characters were sterotypes, based on a genre which is based on stereotypes. Which is fine.

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Aye, but HF said barmaids were generally required to show a bit of skin, not that in this warped fantasy universe they were.

 

I'm referring to the BB tap water demon, Alex.

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Given that HF has already said he likes one of the most loathsome characters on this planet, and that he finds her attractive I find it a lot easier to dump you two in the perv bin.  Nice easy pidgeon-holing. :(

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Christ all mighty wept on a bike!

 

Get a grip man.

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Well, my point was, the characters were sterotypes, based on a genre which is based on stereotypes. Which is fine.

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Aye, but HF said barmaids were generally required to show a bit of skin, not that in this warped fantasy universe they were.

 

I'm referring to the BB tap water demon, Alex.

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Who is? :( Sorry I haven't a clue who you mean. Is it the one with Tourettes?

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Well, my point was, the characters were sterotypes, based on a genre which is based on stereotypes. Which is fine.

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Aye, but HF said barmaids were generally required to show a bit of skin, not that in this warped fantasy universe they were.

 

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They are in the toon like. :(

 

Btw, I don't generally read comics, but maybe I should.

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Well, my point was, the characters were sterotypes, based on a genre which is based on stereotypes. Which is fine.

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Aye, but HF said barmaids were generally required to show a bit of skin, not that in this warped fantasy universe they were.

 

I'm referring to the BB tap water demon, Alex.

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You're right like, Idols only exists in my warped fantasy universe. Or Sam Jacks.

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I think it's the fact that I love Film Noir so much that spoiled it for me. I was expecting something like The Big Sleep or Maltese Falcon both of which it didn't bare in real comparisson to for me.

Plus I did watch it on a pirate dvd so that probably lessened the visual impact somewhat.

I'll have to give it another go.

 

Oh and Paycheck was ok but not one of the better Phillip K Dick translations. Thurman was a complete waste in it. Any amount of unknown actresses could have played that poor excuse for a role.

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I've googled it now - you mean Nikki, right? From the very few bits I've seen she seems like a spoilt 3 year old but I'm guessing it's an act. My sis likes her though, for the 'entertainment value' apparently. I'm more of a 'Love Island' fan tbh. Have you been on the poteen today btw? :(

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