McFaul 35 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Curiosity led me to this list of "recurring sketches" from Hale & Pace's penultimate series in 1997: London cabbies Waiter/s with "black pepper" Are you nervous...nervous now? Curly & Nige: (1) In the garage (2) At the D.I.Y shop American sheriff & his deputy Rappers with baggy clothes Yorkshiremen Crime boss & his muscle Two redheads who copy the end of what people say Trainspotters Elderly gentleman who can't swear Meditating man who wishes for things to happen The funniest one for Hale & Pace was when the fat cunt with the moustache, is working as a holiday TV show host in Spain. His patter and drunkeness is legendary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15737 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 That the one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Almost as funny as Duty Free that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 That the one? aye. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Almost as funny as Duty Free that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 You're probably their target demographic tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15737 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Throughout the whole film it was bugging me as Crowe's voice reminded me of someone else. A few days later I realised it was David Essex and I've watched it subsequently just waiting for him to burst into "Oh What a Circus" from Evita. When Valjean I'm foinding, every clahd's got a siwver... loining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Southpaw. Decent fight scenes but it's all very predictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Aye, watchable film but basically it's the exact storyline from rocky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Cop Car. Decent enough show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I thought it was shit personally. Definitely avoid it if it ends up in the cinema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Terminator Genisys. I thought the idea of changing the timeline was quite interesting but they didn't manage to make the film really work. I never thought the third and forth Terminator films were bad but they just couldn't get anywhere near the first two in terms of quality (probably not that surprising when you look at the journeymen directors that made them) and this one was the same. It was ok but another missed oppertunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Saw Man from Uncle last night, canny enough film tbh. Had enough of the old fashioned Bond Campy humour which my lass enjoyed, that Henry Cavill is built like a brick outhouse mind and seemed to be struggling to put his arms at his sides it has me looking forward to Spectre tbh especially as it was one of the trailers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46088 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 The new Mad Max. Didn't get through 20 minutes of it. Fuck that shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Woman in Gold - Quite enjoyed this. Sixty years after fleeing Vienna, Maria Altmann (Helen Mirren), an elderly Jewish woman, attempts to reclaim family possessions that were seized by the Nazis. Among them is a famous portrait of Maria's beloved Aunt Adele: Gustave Klimt's "Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I." With the help of young lawyer Randy Schoeberg (Ryan Reynolds), Maria embarks upon a lengthy legal battle to recover this painting and several others, but it will not be easy, for Austria considers them national treasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Avengers: Age of Ultron. Utter, utter bobbins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Battleship My favourite bit is when the 70 year old ship pulls a hand brake turn in the sea to avoid a load of missiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 (edited) Battleship My favourite bit is when the 70 year old ship pulls a hand brake turn in the sea to avoid a load of missiles The end was the best. When I was able to get up and leave the theatre and inform wor lass she was never picking the film we were going to see again. Edited August 24, 2015 by David Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Did it include the line "You sank my battleship"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3517 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Did it include the line "You sank my battleship"? No but DK did to his missus after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 At the Hamburg fantasy film fest. Was massive. Produced by Arnie. He was a revelation in a down-tempo performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 I've had this saved on my Mac for ages but assumed it would be total dogshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Train wreck. Pretty funny laddish Judd Apatow affair but with a female lead (Amy Schumer). The reverse Judd Apatow, if you will. Formulaic and cheesy in parts but made me laugh out loud a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4851 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 30 minutes of San Andreas. Crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 30 minutes of San Andreas. Crap Not surprised with a title like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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