Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 War - How the fuck is Jason Statham still getting top billing in films? Surely Transporter 1 and 2 proved he cant carry a whole film. Hes better off sticking to bit parts in snatch and lock stock. His accent in this drifts from broad cockney, to terrible american to australian. And they always give him martial arts stunts to perform yet he cant lift his leg above knee height. Jet Li should be embarrassed he lent his name to this one. Have you seen him in Crank? Fuck me, that was woeful. Wasn't sure whether to give this one a go. Will be avoiding it now. Crank is more like a comedy. What about the bit where he gives his lass one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 War - How the fuck is Jason Statham still getting top billing in films? Surely Transporter 1 and 2 proved he cant carry a whole film. Hes better off sticking to bit parts in snatch and lock stock. His accent in this drifts from broad cockney, to terrible american to australian. And they always give him martial arts stunts to perform yet he cant lift his leg above knee height. Jet Li should be embarrassed he lent his name to this one. Have you seen him in Crank? Fuck me, that was woeful. Wasn't sure whether to give this one a go. Will be avoiding it now. Crank is more like a comedy. What about the bit where he gives his lass one? You've more stamina than me, I don't know how much further you made it, but it was off and torrent deleted off my computer before I got that far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Has anyone saw The Man Who Wasn't There before? as it is Coen brothers I do expect rather good things but I'm awaiting some feedback off you gents before I commit to anything, Happy Face get it sorted. Not viewed as their best, but personally I love it to bits. Black and white noirish thriller that looks stunning. A lot of people watch Lebowski or OBWAT and don't see the humour, and this one buries it even lower, but nevertheless it is hilarious. Ed Crane, the barber who never speaks (Billy Bob Thornton) gives the performance of his life, uttering only a few words, it all come from his face. I wouldn't recommend it to Wacky or anything, but if you've got the patience for a slow burner you can't do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 War - How the fuck is Jason Statham still getting top billing in films? Surely Transporter 1 and 2 proved he cant carry a whole film. Hes better off sticking to bit parts in snatch and lock stock. His accent in this drifts from broad cockney, to terrible american to australian. And they always give him martial arts stunts to perform yet he cant lift his leg above knee height. Jet Li should be embarrassed he lent his name to this one. Have you seen him in Crank? Fuck me, that was woeful. Wasn't sure whether to give this one a go. Will be avoiding it now. I wouldn't go anywhere near Crank as the scars on my mind from watching Revolver were still pretty painful. A wise decision, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Has anyone saw The Man Who Wasn't There before? as it is Coen brothers I do expect rather good things but I'm awaiting some feedback off you gents before I commit to anything, Happy Face get it sorted. Not viewed as their best, but personally I love it to bits. Black and white noirish thriller that looks stunning. A lot of people watch Lebowski or OBWAT and don't see the humour, and this one buries it even lower, but nevertheless it is hilarious. Ed Crane, the barber who never speaks (Billy Bob Thornton) gives the performance of his life, uttering only a few words, it all come from his face. I wouldn't recommend it to Wacky or anything, but if you've got the patience for a slow burner you can't do better. Like who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Finally saw Clerks 2. Whoopee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Finally saw Clerks 2. Whoopee. Worth watching? I liked the first one and Mallrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Finally saw Clerks 2. Whoopee. Worth watching? I liked the first one and Mallrats. If you liked Mallrats, you'll love it. And everything else, ever. No, well, hm. It was OK. Didn't really laugh out loud once though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Finally saw Clerks 2. Whoopee. Worth watching? I liked the first one and Mallrats. If you liked Mallrats, you'll love it. And everything else, ever. No, well, hm. It was OK. Didn't really laugh out loud once though. I'll probably watch it at some point then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Has anyone saw The Man Who Wasn't There before? as it is Coen brothers I do expect rather good things but I'm awaiting some feedback off you gents before I commit to anything, Happy Face get it sorted. Not viewed as their best, but personally I love it to bits. Black and white noirish thriller that looks stunning. A lot of people watch Lebowski or OBWAT and don't see the humour, and this one buries it even lower, but nevertheless it is hilarious. Ed Crane, the barber who never speaks (Billy Bob Thornton) gives the performance of his life, uttering only a few words, it all come from his face. I wouldn't recommend it to Wacky or anything, but if you've got the patience for a slow burner you can't do better. Like who? Most of the people I've given a copy to, or forced to watch it (Lebowski). Never really pushed it with OBWAT since I don't love it as much. IMDB has loads of threads from people who can't fathom what's so funny, for example... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/board/nest/80061859 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/board/nest/50463716 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Has anyone saw The Man Who Wasn't There before? as it is Coen brothers I do expect rather good things but I'm awaiting some feedback off you gents before I commit to anything, Happy Face get it sorted. Just bought it from eBat along with Blood Simple, another Coen Brothers film. I bought them because they were involved in Paris Je T'aime. A film of 13 or so short stories. Quite a diverse set of stories of love all set on Paris. Actors include Steve Buscemi, Juliette Binoche, Willem Dafoe, Nick Nolte, Bob Hoskins, Elijha Wood, Natalie Portman and Gerard Depardieu. If you've got a heart, you'll love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Went to see Michael Clayton this afternoon. Excellent. 9/10 on the hips scale. Had a bit of an Andy Melville (sp) moment but I shall save it for the piss up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Superbad - Hilarious. I had a bad feeling it was going to be another poor American Pie knock off but I was suprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22200 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 40 year old virgin - total crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Has anyone saw The Man Who Wasn't There before? as it is Coen brothers I do expect rather good things but I'm awaiting some feedback off you gents before I commit to anything, Happy Face get it sorted. Not viewed as their best, but personally I love it to bits. Black and white noirish thriller that looks stunning. A lot of people watch Lebowski or OBWAT and don't see the humour, and this one buries it even lower, but nevertheless it is hilarious. Ed Crane, the barber who never speaks (Billy Bob Thornton) gives the performance of his life, uttering only a few words, it all come from his face. I wouldn't recommend it to Wacky or anything, but if you've got the patience for a slow burner you can't do better. Like who? Most of the people I've given a copy to, or forced to watch it (Lebowski). Never really pushed it with OBWAT since I don't love it as much. IMDB has loads of threads from people who can't fathom what's so funny, for example... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/board/nest/80061859 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/board/nest/50463716 Not signing up to read those like. You'd have to thick not to realise either were meant to be funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6802 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 The Woodsman - Kevin Bacon is superb as a paedo. Kind of a "its not his fault" slant on the movie but he came through in the end and realised his ways. (Dont want to spoil it all...but probably have) The Last King of Scotland. I was expecting a masterpiece after all the hype. I was let down. Fracture. A tad far fetched. Poor ending. Ryan Golsing impresses me as an actor and Anthony Hopkins was a bit too much like Hannibal Lector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20919 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Seven Love this film, a very good show from a young Brad Pitt IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Has anyone saw The Man Who Wasn't There before? as it is Coen brothers I do expect rather good things but I'm awaiting some feedback off you gents before I commit to anything, Happy Face get it sorted. Not viewed as their best, but personally I love it to bits. Black and white noirish thriller that looks stunning. A lot of people watch Lebowski or OBWAT and don't see the humour, and this one buries it even lower, but nevertheless it is hilarious. Ed Crane, the barber who never speaks (Billy Bob Thornton) gives the performance of his life, uttering only a few words, it all come from his face. I wouldn't recommend it to Wacky or anything, but if you've got the patience for a slow burner you can't do better. Like who? Most of the people I've given a copy to, or forced to watch it (Lebowski). Never really pushed it with OBWAT since I don't love it as much. IMDB has loads of threads from people who can't fathom what's so funny, for example... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/board/nest/80061859 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/board/nest/50463716 Not signing up to read those like. You'd have to thick not to realise either were meant to be funny though. I think our wires are crossed. I think everyone realises it's meant to be funny, they just don't see the humour. I know Night at the Roxbury is meant to be funny, I just don't see the humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Has anyone saw The Man Who Wasn't There before? as it is Coen brothers I do expect rather good things but I'm awaiting some feedback off you gents before I commit to anything, Happy Face get it sorted. Not viewed as their best, but personally I love it to bits. Black and white noirish thriller that looks stunning. A lot of people watch Lebowski or OBWAT and don't see the humour, and this one buries it even lower, but nevertheless it is hilarious. Ed Crane, the barber who never speaks (Billy Bob Thornton) gives the performance of his life, uttering only a few words, it all come from his face. I wouldn't recommend it to Wacky or anything, but if you've got the patience for a slow burner you can't do better. Like who? Most of the people I've given a copy to, or forced to watch it (Lebowski). Never really pushed it with OBWAT since I don't love it as much. IMDB has loads of threads from people who can't fathom what's so funny, for example... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/board/nest/80061859 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/board/nest/50463716 Not signing up to read those like. You'd have to thick not to realise either were meant to be funny though. I think our wires are crossed. I think everyone realises it's meant to be funny, they just don't see the humour. I know Night at the Roxbury is meant to be funny, I just don't see the humour. In hindsight, I'd question the intelligence of anyone who didn't find them funny Especially The Big Lebowski. Wacthed 'Out of Time' last night. A fairly standard thriller. Enjoyable enough though, if only for Eva Mendes' arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6802 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 (edited) Wacthed 'Out of Time' last night. A fairly standard thriller. Enjoyable enough though, if only for Eva Mendes' arse. If you wanted to see some arse why didn't you just put some porn on [/Alex] I think I've seen that. Is it set in Florida? Double-cross tastic?? Edited October 5, 2007 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 (edited) Wacthed 'Out of Time' last night. A fairly standard thriller. Enjoyable enough though, if only for Eva Mendes' arse. If you wanted to see some arse why didn't you just put some porn on [/Alex] I think I've seen that. Is it set in Florida? Double-cross tastic?? I thought it was a bit inapproriate in front of my colleage. I had a wank later though Anyway, iirc you reckoned I was gay for claiming Underworld:Evolution was shite. And aye, he's a police chief who is conned by his lover and it's set in the Florida Keys. Edited October 5, 2007 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6802 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Wacthed 'Out of Time' last night. A fairly standard thriller. Enjoyable enough though, if only for Eva Mendes' arse. If you wanted to see some arse why didn't you just put some porn on [/Alex] I think I've seen that. Is it set in Florida? Double-cross tastic?? I thought it was a bit inapproriate in front of my colleage. I had a wank later though And aye, he's a police chief who is conned by his lover and it's set in the Florida Keys. Textbook Denzel role. He certainly sticks to what he is good at. I don't think i've seen him change character in his entire career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Wacthed 'Out of Time' last night. A fairly standard thriller. Enjoyable enough though, if only for Eva Mendes' arse. If you wanted to see some arse why didn't you just put some porn on [/Alex] I think I've seen that. Is it set in Florida? Double-cross tastic?? I thought it was a bit inapproriate in front of my colleage. I had a wank later though And aye, he's a police chief who is conned by his lover and it's set in the Florida Keys. Textbook Denzel role. He certainly sticks to what he is good at. I don't think i've seen him change character in his entire career. Aye, I said that when we were watching it. I quite like him but he was just playing himself again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Wacthed 'Out of Time' last night. A fairly standard thriller. Enjoyable enough though, if only for Eva Mendes' arse. If you wanted to see some arse why didn't you just put some porn on [/Alex] I think I've seen that. Is it set in Florida? Double-cross tastic?? I thought it was a bit inapproriate in front of my colleage. I had a wank later though And aye, he's a police chief who is conned by his lover and it's set in the Florida Keys. Textbook Denzel role. He certainly sticks to what he is good at. I don't think i've seen him change character in his entire career. Malcolm X? Hurricane? Glory? But aye, if it's not a biopic he sticks to what he knows. American Gangster looks like a slight departure (he's not a cop). Getting positive reviews too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Cry Freedom too tbf. That was his big break wasn't it? I still haven't seen Malcolm X yet. It's on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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