Kid Dynamite 7170 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Mike Ashley has got one line. 'Fuck Off Kelmsley' He really is a cretin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 I nearly fell over when I saw the Geordie England fans wearing the red and white striped scarves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I may have to watch it. The first two were never the best but they were decent enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 It is the most toe-curlingly Clichéd mess of a movie I think I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Rave reviews! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10965 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I know what I'm watching after the U21 game tonight then 'mon the Goal3! (what was Goal2 like?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7170 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Surpsinigly watchable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7170 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Apparently Ashley couldnt even get his 3 words of dialogue right Article in the mirror reckons he got his private helicopter to the set for his 5 second cameo. Still cant believe our owner actually willingly agreed to say 'Fuck Off' as his only line in the film To pass the time we silently played the game of ‘which wag are you’ and gave the footballers marks out of ten. We fought over Beckham and Gerrard getting top marks and left Rooney on the sideline. But when Mike Ashley fluffed his one and only line about 15 times I felt like throwing the fizzy ginger ale over the back of his head. Finally he got it right and it was time to take a break and go outside for lunch of sausage and mash and apple crumble desert – not a lettuce leaf in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 Goal 2 isn't bad but not a patch on the first one, Goal 3 on the other hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 Incredibly, the film is actually worse than the cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Why do people in football films always kick the ball side on? Can their team-mates not pass to feet? Shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I litterally just got 40mins into goal3 and seen that fat fucker Ashley and his one line of "fuck of pk.." and thought jesus christ must go post on the forums about this.... seems i have been beaten to it Owen's in it just after him as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Excuse my ignorance but I thought the whole point was the lad used us as a stepping stone to bigger things - how come the third one has owt to do with us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Excuse my ignorance but I thought the whole point was the lad used us as a stepping stone to bigger things - how come the third one has owt to do with us? He does an Owen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 Excuse my ignorance but I thought the whole point was the lad used us as a stepping stone to bigger things - how come the third one has owt to do with us? The 3rd film has nothing to do with him either ! He's barely in it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31202 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Ashley reportedly paid £3m for that cameo. More likely he made an investment in the film as he was rumoured to be getting into that sort of thing. Another fantastic bit of business from the fat cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7170 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Excuse my ignorance but I thought the whole point was the lad used us as a stepping stone to bigger things - how come the third one has owt to do with us? The 3rd film has nothing to do with him either ! He's barely in it ! It was originally meant to be him winning the 2010 World Cup with Mexico or Argentina. I dont know what the fuck happened but the story changes to some pisshead let go by Real Madrid who gets signed by NUFC and gets knocked out of the 2006 World Cup in the quarters Talk about being out of date, all the footage is 3 years old!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 Excuse my ignorance but I thought the whole point was the lad used us as a stepping stone to bigger things - how come the third one has owt to do with us? The 3rd film has nothing to do with him either ! He's barely in it ! It was originally meant to be him winning the 2010 World Cup with Mexico or Argentina. I dont know what the fuck happened but the story changes to some pisshead let go by Real Madrid who gets signed by NUFC and gets knocked out of the 2006 World Cup in the quarters Talk about being out of date, all the footage is 3 years old!!! Isn't that because it's set in 2006 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Who does he actually end up playing for then? The guy on the front has an England kit on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 Who does he actually end up playing for then? The guy on the front has an England kit on. Spurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7170 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Excuse my ignorance but I thought the whole point was the lad used us as a stepping stone to bigger things - how come the third one has owt to do with us? The 3rd film has nothing to do with him either ! He's barely in it ! It was originally meant to be him winning the 2010 World Cup with Mexico or Argentina. I dont know what the fuck happened but the story changes to some pisshead let go by Real Madrid who gets signed by NUFC and gets knocked out of the 2006 World Cup in the quarters Talk about being out of date, all the footage is 3 years old!!! Isn't that because it's set in 2006 ? Yes, but my point is why release a film about WC2006 in 2009? Surely it would have made more sense to release it next summer and base it around the 2010 WC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Gomorrah Not at all as good as it's cracked up to be. Difficult to stick with for the first hour, but the second hour redeems it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7170 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Got a R5 copy of Night at The Museum 2 to watch tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 has anyone seen 'W', thinking of giving it a spin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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