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Just reading a class review of Sex and the City...

 

Two and a half hours. Process that for a moment. Two and one half hours. Not 90 minutes. Not two hours. Two and a half hours. Now, with that firmly in mind, process this. Imagine, if you will, a Rob Schneider movie, a Ben Stiller movie and an Adam Sandler movie teaming up and slipping Rohypnol to the BRATZ movie, pulling a train on her sorry, barely legal ass, then leaving the unfortunate spawn of that unholy union in the LA sun for 40 years until it rotted and leathered to the point that it was attractive only to gay men and other women. That’s the Sex and the City movie.

 

TWO AND A HALF HOURS.

 

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Just reading a class review of Sex and the City...

 

Two and a half hours. Process that for a moment. Two and one half hours. Not 90 minutes. Not two hours. Two and a half hours. Now, with that firmly in mind, process this. Imagine, if you will, a Rob Schneider movie, a Ben Stiller movie and an Adam Sandler movie teaming up and slipping Rohypnol to the BRATZ movie, pulling a train on her sorry, barely legal ass, then leaving the unfortunate spawn of that unholy union in the LA sun for 40 years until it rotted and leathered to the point that it was attractive only to gay men and other women. That’s the Sex and the City movie.

 

TWO AND A HALF HOURS.

 

Full review

 

:blink:

 

Going to see this with the wife.

 

:razz: yay.

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Just reading a class review of Sex and the City...

 

Two and a half hours. Process that for a moment. Two and one half hours. Not 90 minutes. Not two hours. Two and a half hours. Now, with that firmly in mind, process this. Imagine, if you will, a Rob Schneider movie, a Ben Stiller movie and an Adam Sandler movie teaming up and slipping Rohypnol to the BRATZ movie, pulling a train on her sorry, barely legal ass, then leaving the unfortunate spawn of that unholy union in the LA sun for 40 years until it rotted and leathered to the point that it was attractive only to gay men and other women. That’s the Sex and the City movie.

 

TWO AND A HALF HOURS.

 

Full review

 

:razz:

 

Very good :blink:

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in the last few days i've seen

 

Tôkyô Monogatari - Tokyo Story [Yasujiro Ozu - 1953]

 

8/10

 

L'Argent - Money [Robert Bresson - 1983]

 

9/10

 

Offret - The Sacrifice [Andrei Tarkovsky - 1986]

 

9/10

 

Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes - Aguirre: Wrath Of God [Warner Herzog - 1972]

 

8/10

 

pretty sweet few days. :blink:

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Saw Pirates of The Carribean 3 the other day on DVD. I thought it was quite good for what it was, but I recall it was widely criticised when it came out. On a par with the last Lord of the Rings certainly. And I realise it's hardly Citizen Kane....:blink:

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The Apartment. Now that is a film.

 

Classicwise.

It's brilliant man, isn't it? Hadn't seen it for years.

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Riding Giants :scratchchin:

Is that a film about your taste in women? :D

:nufc:

 

brilliant surfing documentary mate, you should check it out. I'm sure others have watched it.

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