Monkeys Fist 44036 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 You missed nowt- Bruges is a shithole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34960 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 You missed nowt- Bruges is a shithole. Aye, it's nee Cleethorpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11173 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Reboots are the spawn of the devil. There is nothing worse than having a reboot ruin the memory of a much loved and cherished childhood movie experience. Based on the godawful trailers, Mad Max appears to be about to join that very long list for me. Not only for seemingly overdosing on CGI just for the sake of it, but for completely missing the point of why the original was so compelling. I can't believe they've got him on the trailer basically telling people why he's pissed off. Idiots. I rarely go to the flicks these days anyway - I was in the Metrocentre recently, and just on the off chance I thought I'd go see what was screening. There's nothing more depressing than looking up and seeing this: * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * Avengers * a rom com * that horror about facebook Fuck off you stupid twats. I couldn't care less what the fuck the Avengers even are, so I'm unlikely to shell out the best part of £15 to find out. It's not like I'm a niche market - I'll watch any action/sci-fi/thriller/war story, just as long as it doesn't require me to find comic book characters exciting. When I was 12 I wasn't reading the fucking Beano and dreaming of being Superman, I was using my fake ID to sneak into the Terminator and then day-dreaming in school about being John Connor. I only even learned how to ride a motorbike just in case I am him..... With this bantz you've clearly proven that you're such a fucking ledge it's totes amaze balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7125 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 The trailer makes it look like T3s cheaper sequel It looks like a mashup of the 3 previous movies. And the whole plot is given away as well. Shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Ex-Machina. Enjoyed it. A little light weight. 6.7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1310 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 (edited) You missed nowt- Bruges is a shithole. Calvary is great like. Not as funny as The Guard but just about as good. Think I said when I watched it that I found Aiden Gillen's Irish accent a bit off putting but it was pretty near faultless other than that. Edited May 11, 2015 by David Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7388 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I thought it was boring as fuck personally. In Bruges was good, the Guard was ok, Cavalry was dogshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22888 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 With this bantz you've clearly proven that you're such a fucking ledge it's totes amaze balls. Tbf he's got a point. With these endless reboots and CGI fest superhero films, I've completely lost interest in mainstream cinema. It's horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 They have templates for the action scenes. Hence they're all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11173 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Tbf he's got a point. With these endless reboots and CGI fest superhero films, I've completely lost interest in mainstream cinema. It's horrendous. I was talking about his wanky Terminator chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11173 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 They have templates for the action scenes. Hence they're all the same. You seen John Wick yet? Fight scenes you can follow and that have a realistic brutality, gunplay where the combatants actually need to reload... It's canny. Daft as fuck storyline, but I wasn't going into it expecting characters resonating with complexity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1310 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 You seen John Wick yet? Fight scenes you can follow and that have a realistic brutality, gunplay where the combatants actually need to reload... It's canny. Daft as fuck storyline, but I wasn't going into it expecting characters resonating with complexity. Thought John Wick was pretty awful. I've always thought Reeves got too much stick over the quality of his acting (obviously he's no Brando but I don't find him that bad) but I thought he was dreadful in it. Add to that the flimsiest plot I've seen since Segal in Out For Justice and it was definitely a let down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11173 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Thought John Wick was pretty awful. I've always thought Reeves got too much stick over the quality of his acting (obviously he's no Brando but I don't find him that bad) but I thought he was dreadful in it. Add to that the flimsiest plot I've seen since Segal in Out For Justice and it was definitely a let down. Aye, but the fight scenes were decent and much better than both the Too-Close-To-see-What's-Happening or the This-Isn't-Fighting-This-Is-Ballet shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Prometheus, Sunday on C4. Well, what to say..... 1. OK ish plot, filling in lots of Alien blanks, but with one massive hole - why did the Engineers tell the humans to go visit their weapons planet? 2. Brilliant cinematography 3. Utterly shit characters/story-telling, to the point it's so unbelievably bad you start to wonder if there's at least an hour's worth of film sitting on some editors floor somewhere that fills in the blanks. Idris Elba in particular was a massive let down, he had at most one line which portrayed any kind of emotion/motivation, and that made no real sense due to all the missing bits of the film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 That's why there's no directors cut cause it looks like there was no director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Indeed. After watching it, I could not in all honestly believe the same person who crafted the characters and storyboard of Alien was the same person behind that pile of cack. It actually made me appreciate Alien even more, if that were even possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7125 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I was so annoyed when I came out of the cinema. Poor storyline, poor acting, poor script (I blame Lindelof - who I have a personal hatred for) The camaraderie between the characters was just awful. They are making a Prometheus 2 as well. Money talks I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7388 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Cracking theme tune though! Similar to the Perfect Storm theme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7388 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Mad max - Very good, but Tom Hardy's Bane voice gets annoying quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 It's getting rave reviews from the critics. I can't see why, without actually seeing it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48013 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Gandhi. Good film, he reminds me a lot of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7145 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Not sure you've nailed humility yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14354 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Not sure you've nailed humility yet. Small, frail and wears glasses though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48013 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 It's true that I updated things a bit for the 21st century: I wear lenses, I got into intermittent fasting rather than doing it all in one go, but the similarities are undeniable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4462 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 What about the sleeping with 16 year old virgins to test your celibacy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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