Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) Having just had the exact definition explained to me in another thread, therefore I beg the question - Have you felched or been felched? Let's' have your stories here. *Cue all the board benders reliving horrific life changing experiences* Edited January 31, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Is it different to 'felching' like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 all the board benders? How many are there? I cant see you getting many first hand accounts tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Is it different to 'felching' like? 86600[/snapback] Cue edit Aye looks like we'll have to wait til Wacky logs on or if Bridget shows her face I suppose until we get some stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) suppose we could open it up to more general back door related stories.. Not me though, ive never had as much as a finger near my rusty sheriffs badge.. but one of the lads I work with said one time a lass was sucking him off and told him to get on all fours where she proceeded to give his asrehole a good cleaning with her tongue. Said it was nice, .. infact iirc he said it was sensual Edited January 31, 2006 by luckypierre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 suppose we could open it up to more general back door related stories.. Not me though, ive never had as much as a finger near my rusty sheriffs badge.. but one of the lads I work with said one time a lass was sucking him off and told him to get on all fours where she proceeded to give his asrehole a good cleaning with her tongue. Said it was nice, .. infact iirc he said it was sensual 86604[/snapback] Well I'll start the ball rolling, thinki've posted this before but in a Sunday league game a member of the opposing team fingered me in the rear (through my shorts i might add) as the corner swung in. I forgot all about the ball and nutted the sick c*unt rearly hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Rearly hard you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Rearly hard you say? 86609[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Rearly hard you say? 86609[/snapback] To right, I rearly broke the twats nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 And people said this board would die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 And people said this board would die 86617[/snapback] perpetually as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Rearly hard you say? 86609[/snapback] To right, I rearly broke the twats nose! 86614[/snapback] enormous bender tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag? 86623[/snapback] Sima and AF will be online soon then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag? 86623[/snapback] alreet If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Anyone else getting an image of SMO tipping up at the 5-a-side in surgical gloves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag? 86623[/snapback] alreet If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? 86626[/snapback] You could call breaking the kids nose acceptance of a bit anal fingerage I suppose, tough love! Edited January 31, 2006 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Rearly hard you say? 86609[/snapback] To right, I rearly broke the twats nose! 86614[/snapback] I'm still not sure if it was a deliberate pun tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag? 86623[/snapback] alreet If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? 86626[/snapback] You could call breaking the kids nose acceptance of a bit anal fingerage I suppose, tough love! 86630[/snapback] Fuckin hell man. It's hardly like you had Michael Barrymore man marking you was it?! Get a grip I reckon you liked it and were mortified tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Rearly hard you say? 86609[/snapback] To right, I rearly broke the twats nose! 86614[/snapback] I'm still not sure if it was a deliberate pun tbh 86631[/snapback] Too busy fingering his anus to notice the typo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag? 86623[/snapback] alreet If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? 86626[/snapback] You could call breaking the kids nose acceptance of a bit anal fingerage I suppose, tough love! 86630[/snapback] Fuckin hell man. It's hardly like you had Michael Barrymore man marking you was it?! Get a grip I reckon you liked it and were mortified tbh. 86632[/snapback] Mortified that I liked it tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 its hard to type when you've got some vibrating love eggs up your arse tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 its hard to type when you've got some vibrating love eggs up your arse tbh 86638[/snapback] Not to mention your index finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 its hard to type when you've got some vibrating love eggs up your arse tbh 86638[/snapback] Where did you get yours from? Mine are 2nd hand, I swapped my wanking spanners for Wacky's love eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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