Scottish Mag 3 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 ly to come easily to a prostitute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 a beautiful union between two loving adults. a distant memory lost in the mists of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 wanking, only not as good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Sex is like Bridge; If you haven't got a good partner you'd better have a good hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Chess (not in the boring way) If you concentrate on your moves, rather than rushing in, you'll get what you want in the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Sex is like Bridge; If you haven't got a good partner you'd better have a good hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Buses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Buses What? When one turns up wacky, you never have the right change or it's is only going up the back path? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Sex is like.....................able Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 2 minutes in heaven with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 A distant dream to Snakehips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 And a distant memory for Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Sex is like.....................able You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails?????? Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Sex is like.....................able You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails?????? Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change :icon_lol: You're a fucking disgrace man. :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Sex is like.....................able You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails?????? Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change :icon_lol: Jesus, wearing a football shirt to bed, either Toon or Torquay, would definitely NOT put hubby in the mood!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Sex is like.....................able You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails?????? Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change :icon_lol: Jesus, wearing a football shirt to bed, either Toon or Torquay, would definitely NOT put hubby in the mood!!! As I said, you take it off first !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh Thinking of becoming a male escort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh Wacky you always make me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh Wacky you always make me laugh Best way to get a lass in the scratcher allegedly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh Wacky you always make me laugh Best way to get a lass in the scratcher allegedly Its gotta help methinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Can see snakey ending up on the register tbh Wacky you always make me laugh Best way to get a lass in the scratcher allegedly Its gotta help methinks So that's where Snakey's going wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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