Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 You go in to buy some filth and soon end up spending your entire months wages on various sorts of pornography! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22001 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Surprised Jimbo didn't write this. Is iy still open btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 You go in to buy some filth and soon end up spending your entire months wages on various sorts of pornography! 86482[/snapback] various sorts? like dwarf porn? animal? *gulp* gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 You go in to buy some filth and soon end up spending your entire months wages on various sorts of pornography! 86482[/snapback] various sorts? like dwarf porn? animal? *gulp* gay? 86525[/snapback] Dwarf porn?? Has Wacky got a new job then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 You go in to buy some filth and soon end up spending your entire months wages on various sorts of pornography! 86482[/snapback] various sorts? like dwarf porn? animal? *gulp* gay? 86525[/snapback] Dwarf porn?? Has Wacky got a new job then? 86526[/snapback] He started yesterday, his first job - he had to feltch a goat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22001 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 You go in to buy some filth and soon end up spending your entire months wages on various sorts of pornography! 86482[/snapback] various sorts? like dwarf porn? animal? *gulp* gay? 86525[/snapback] Dwarf porn?? Has Wacky got a new job then? 86526[/snapback] He started yesterday, his first job - he had to feltch a goat! 86548[/snapback] Does that mean he had to stick a goat up his arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Does feltch not mean suck off, as in felatio? Well anyway, he seemed out of sorts when I asked him how his first day went and it was then he revealed he had to suck a goat's todger! Today I dare not ask, after lunch he's pencilled in to have a horse enter him from the rear having already swallowed the muck of a pride of lions in the morning. These bastard split-shifts must be killing him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15720 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Does feltch not mean suck off, as in felatio? 86579[/snapback] Worse... much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22001 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Does feltch not mean suck off, as in felatio? Well anyway, he seemed out of sorts when I asked him how his first day went and it was then he revealed he had to suck a goat's todger! Today I dare not ask, after lunch he's pencilled in to have a horse enter him from the rear having already swallowed the muck of a pride of lions in the morning. These bastard split-shifts must be killing him! 86579[/snapback] I thought felching was the practice of putting a small mammal (usually a hamster or ferret) in a sock and putting it up your arse like. Not that I'd know about this or anything.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Does feltch not mean suck off, as in felatio? Well anyway, he seemed out of sorts when I asked him how his first day went and it was then he revealed he had to suck a goat's todger! Today I dare not ask, after lunch he's pencilled in to have a horse enter him from the rear having already swallowed the muck of a pride of lions in the morning. These bastard split-shifts must be killing him! 86579[/snapback] I thought felching was the practice of putting a small mammal (usually a hamster or ferret) in a sock and putting it up your arse like. Not that I'd know about this or anything.... 86582[/snapback] BUSTED!!! You sick Richard Gere sympathizer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Does feltch not mean suck off, as in felatio? Well anyway, he seemed out of sorts when I asked him how his first day went and it was then he revealed he had to suck a goat's todger! Today I dare not ask, after lunch he's pencilled in to have a horse enter him from the rear having already swallowed the muck of a pride of lions in the morning. These bastard split-shifts must be killing him! 86579[/snapback] I thought felching was the practice of putting a small mammal (usually a hamster or ferret) in a sock and putting it up your arse like. Not that I'd know about this or anything.... 86582[/snapback] worse, much much worse it so bad I dont believe anyone actually does it... You gonna tell them Meenzer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15720 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 You gonna tell them Meenzer? 86588[/snapback] Hmm, well, how best to explain? Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22001 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Stop right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Have a look here Renton.... http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Felching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 You gonna tell them Meenzer? 86588[/snapback] Hmm, well, how best to explain? Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue? 86590[/snapback] Yes, that's exactly what Wacky was doing! To a goat! Hope it pays well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 You gonna tell them Meenzer? 86588[/snapback] Hmm, well, how best to explain? Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue? 86590[/snapback] Yes, that's exactly what Wacky was doing! To a goat! Hope it pays well. 86596[/snapback] nicely put meenzer question is who put the yoghurt in the goat to begin with? or is it one of the perks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22001 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 You gonna tell them Meenzer? 86588[/snapback] Hmm, well, how best to explain? Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue? 86590[/snapback] Yes, that's exactly what Wacky was doing! To a goat! Hope it pays well. 86596[/snapback] nicely put meenzer question is who put the yoghurt in the goat to begin with? or is it one of the perks? 86598[/snapback] Eh? What do you mean who put the yoghurt in the goat? Meenzer was talking about cleaning the plastic yohurt pot out with your tongue, a disgusting habit at meal times. What are you on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15720 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bunch of sickos on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bunch of sickos on this board. 86607[/snapback] Isolated bender on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15720 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bunch of sickos on this board. 86607[/snapback] Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bunch of sickos on this board. 86607[/snapback] Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15720 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bunch of sickos on this board. 86607[/snapback] Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bunch of sickos on this board. 86607[/snapback] Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. 86622[/snapback] It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15720 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bunch of sickos on this board. 86607[/snapback] Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. 86622[/snapback] It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh! 86634[/snapback] There's nothing comfortable about it if done incorrectly imho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bunch of sickos on this board. 86607[/snapback] Isolated bender on this board. 86616[/snapback] Discrimination against peach melba slurpers tbh. 86619[/snapback] Fair slander of the weakest race on the planet tbqh! 86621[/snapback] Disgraceful slur on most of the House of Commons tbqfh. 86622[/snapback] It sits quite comfortably with most MP's gbh! 86634[/snapback] There's nothing comfortable about it if done incorrectly imho 86644[/snapback] They are obviously true professionals and you a mere arse amatuer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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