Shelvey's schmeckel swingers v Hippo Heed's horror show

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

  On 23/04/2018 at 10:51, Dr Gloom said:

the winning streak had to end at some time didn't it? never mind eh, lads. it was fun while it lasted

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So you're not in a coma then. That makes it worse

[Andrew 5381]

  On 23/04/2018 at 10:51, sammynb said:

 

You cannot play a right handed guitar, so you're wrong on two counts.

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I can and I often do, its the only way to get along in this discriminatory world!

[Andrew 5381]

  On 23/04/2018 at 10:51, Dr Gloom said:

the winning streak had to end at some time didn't it? never mind eh, lads. it was fun while it lasted

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You start that thread god damn it!

[adios 717]

Jesus wept, Stevie, what have you done?

 

Not even mathematically safe yet!

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:04, adios said:

Jesus wept, Stevie, what have you done?

 

Not even mathematically safe yet!

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We probably are given the teams playing against each other. I'll let you work it out though

[McFaul 35]

Sorry 

 

I don't come on here enough to know about board politics.

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

Fuck sake Mcfaul can't believe you've posted a match thread, what an absolutely ridiculous thing to do.

 

We'll still win.

[adios 717]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:07, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

We probably are given the teams playing against each other. I'll let you work it out though

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Don't start with that shite.   

 

The mackems are still arguing...

[Alex 37554]

You can still get odds on us to go down (about 500-1 which, even at that price, is a shit bet) apart from every other combination it requires us to lose and Southampton to win all of the remaining games but it must still be possible.

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:12, Alex said:

You can still get odds on us to go down (about 500-1 which, even at that price, is a shit bet) apart from every other combination it requires us to lose and Southampton to win all of the remaining games but it must still be possible.

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We're 12 points clear of them and they have 12 points to play for.

[adios 717]

I was sure it would be easily provable that Quiff was right but actually I had to go all the way up to Bournemouth to find the problem.  They'd have to lose 2 and win their other match by 12 goals.

 

I'd be offering 500-1 too if I was a bookie.   

[Alex 37554]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:15, Anorthernsoul said:

 

We're 12 points clear of them and they have 12 points to play for.

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I know

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4314]

Southamptons last game is at Man City.

[adios 717]

Newcastle are playing at Goodison tonight.

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

Why are we talking about Southampton anyway we are chasing Leicester.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:15, adios said:

I was sure it would be easily provable that Quiff was right but actually I had to go all the way up to Bournemouth to find the problem.  They'd have to lose 2 and win their other match by 12 goals.

 

I'd be offering 500-1 too if I was a bookie.   

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I looked at that too. They have to play Swansea and Southampton (who also play each other and Southampton would have to win) and would have to lose to both before beating Burnley. Alongside us losing all of our remaining games. 

[adios 717]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:20, Anorthernsoul said:

Why are we talking about Southampton anyway we are chasing Leicester.

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*Burnley.

[adios 717]

  On 23/04/2018 at 10:39, McFaul said:

To be fair to them they've been very good at home result wise and this is without doubt a bogie ground for us, but on paper we should get a result tonight.  Let's see what happens, the Algerian starting could be a blessing tonight.

 

 

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Back to the topic at hand...   

 

I'm very confident about this one.  Allardyce will be found out.  And, aye, I'd love to see Slim Shady start.

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

Dummett to wipe Walcott out in the first 5 minutes -  2/1 odds

[Dr Gloom 24105]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:07, McFaul said:

Sorry 

 

I don't come on here enough to know about board politics.

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All good man, I was just on a bit of a run - we’ve won every match thread I’ve started this year. Not that we’re superstitious or owt. I’ll just keep my lucky charm powder dry for our next must win fixture.

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:32, Dr Gloom said:

All good man, I was just on a bit of a run - we’ve won every match thread I’ve started this year. Not that we’re superstitious or owt. I’ll just keep my lucky charm powder dry for our next must win fixture.

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I was genuinely gutted when I noticed it wasn't you that had posted thread 

[Christmas Tree 5254]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:15, Anorthernsoul said:

 

We're 12 points clear of them and they have 12 points to play for.

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Oh great, a 12 point lead

[Meenzer 16667]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:04, adios said:

Jesus wept, Stevie, what have you done?

 

Not even grammatically accurate!

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Fair comment

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

  On 23/04/2018 at 11:39, Meenzer said:

 

Fair comment

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Les pedant!

[adios 717]

Hell of a stand-up in his day.