Renton 24230 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 12/04/2018 at 08:57, strawb said: Dont know the answers to the issues though mate or I would run for government. Expand Surely this would make you entirely unsuitable for government. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51612 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 12/04/2018 at 08:06, The Fish said: My next purchase after that was pizza and wine, then a comic book movie. This is the 2nd big life event I celebrated on my own while she's off celebrating with her sisters. Expand That is the best kind of night. You can't beat the adrenaline rush brought about by an empty house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37440 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 10/04/2018 at 16:01, ewerk said: I can picture him in the golf club bar with them, pringle jumper tied around his neck, laughing about PPI protection and scotchguard coatings. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 12/04/2018 at 08:41, The Fish said: Expand You got my best side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 12/04/2018 at 15:31, Gemmill said: That is the best kind of night. You can't beat the adrenaline rush brought about by an empty house. Expand A film I can watch safe in the knowledge I won't have to explain it, that bottle of wine we were saving for a special occasion....Jeans swapped for joggers, just in case the mood takes. Glorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24230 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 13/04/2018 at 06:11, The Fish said: A film I can watch safe in the knowledge I won't have to explain it, that bottle of wine we were saving for a special occasion....Jeans swapped for joggers, just in case the mood takes. Glorious Expand What the fuck does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11379 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 13/04/2018 at 06:53, Renton said: What the fuck does that mean? Expand Takes longer to whip off the jeans than it does the joggers. So if I get randy I can quickly limp to my masturbatorium and knock one out. A little Barry White on Spotify, Lavender candles lit, one fist full of the Brigadier and the other round the throat of a dead seagull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24230 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Fucking hell. That's what feared it meant. Jimmy Savile style easy access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45879 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 13/04/2018 at 08:01, Renton said: Fucking hell. That's what feared it meant. Jimmy Savile style easy access. Expand a.k.a. Quadriplegia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex 37413 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 13/04/2018 at 08:15, Monkeys Fist said: a.k.a. Quadriplegia. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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