Jamaal's jizz-juggling, trouser snake-shakers v Huddersfield

[beatty 24]

Gale sounds as bad as Gayle 

[beatty 24]

Kenedy has been poor 

[OTF 7295]

I'm down under mate, watching on didgeridoo sports.

[OTF 7295]

2 minutes ago, beatty said:

Gale sounds as bad as Gayle 

Keeps getting in good positions and then wasting the chances.

 

Diame having another strong performance.

[Kid Dynamite 7031]

Richie and Gayle have missed 3 absolute sitters between them. As in Blyth Spartans would have been 3-0 up sitters

[adios 717]

There's a difference between missing easy chances and the right moves not paying off.  Gayle has done fine.

[beatty 24]

I think we win this.  Slim to score. 

[Andrew 4762]

Shelveys got to be in the england squad in summer, surely.

 

 

[Andrew 4762]

1 minute ago, adios said:

There's a difference between missing easy chances and the right moves not paying off.  Gayle has done fine.

 

Gotta get them on target though, if you force a great save or block thats one thing but that lob just missed.

[adios 717]

  Precisely.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

13 minutes ago, beatty said:

Kenedy has been poor 

 

 

How so? Apart from the penalty shout he hasn't given the ball away. Not much for him to hit with a misfiring Gayle up top he's had a shocker.

 

 

 

 

[adios 717]

Diamé now Newcastle's best player fwiw.

[Andrew 4762]

1 minute ago, adios said:

  Precisely.

 

So...Gayle hasn't done fine?

[adios 717]

I did you the credit of assuming you weren't serious.

[LooneyToony 41]

26 minutes ago, OTF said:

Gale should be on a hat trick, the second a bit harder than the first, but to have none doesn't bode well. Not making this dominance count.

 

He has scored 5 goals this season can't expect him to score all the time.

[Andrew 4762]

4 minutes ago, adios said:

I did you the credit of assuming you weren't serious.

 

Well I hope you've learned a valuable lesson

[OTF 7295]

5 minutes ago, LooneyToony said:

 

He has scored 5 goals this season can't expect him to score all the time.

 

I don't. I do expect he can lob a keeper and put the shot on target with the amount of time and space he had though. 

[OTF 7295]

They didn't say why but Didgeridoo have switched the commentary suddenly just after the half to the local studio and Jason Donovan (the former actor who played Scott on neighbours) is almost irate about the chances Gayle has spurned.

 

I get the feeling if we're not ahead by 75 min they're going to lift and we'll have a very nervy end to the game.

[OTF 7295]

Good to see some Dummett bread and butter.

[beatty 24]

Lucky not to be behind there 

[OTF 7295]

Perez going all Daniel-san when he should have put his head on it.

Edited March 31, 2018 by OTF
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[OTF 7295]

Here comes Slimani.

[Andrew 4762]

Barbados Slim coming on, 3-0 to us confirmed.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Perez is fucking shit mind, really poor. Plays every game aswell.

[OTF 7295]

1 minute ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Perez is fucking shit mind, really poor. Plays every game aswell.

 

Yep, runs and loses the ball.