Jamaal's jizz-juggling, trouser snake-shakers v Huddersfield

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Our survival party starts here. Our lads will romp to a comfortable 3-1 victory, refreshed after our jolly in Belgium with Dummet claiming a hattrick of headers

[Rayvin 5223]

 

I wonder what the odds on that last bit would be.

[ewerk 30620]

We're in Spain, not Belgium. Delete your thread and try again.

[PaddockLad 17281]

We’re playing here Gloom...

 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/pinatar-arena-newcastle-utilising-facilities-14401686

[Alex 35095]

Belgium used to belong to Spain. Top bit of trivia that.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

so technically i was right, kind of 

[Alex 35095]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

so technically i was right, kind of 

Well it still wasn't in Spain and you're about 300 years too late, but other than that

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Ticket needed. Help.

[Tdansmith 3259]

Another win, safely still in the premier league next season.

 

[Kitman 2207]

Fingers crossed for a win. 

[Alex 35095]

Draw’s ok, win would be great and mean virtual safety. So we’ll probably lose

[Rayvin 5223]

My understanding is that Huddersfields preferred style is aggressive and attacking. If so, we should beat them fairly comfortably.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

We’ll shit em. 

 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Has nobody seriously got me a ticket yet 

[Tdansmith 3259]

2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Has nobody seriously got me a ticket yet 

Howay lads, lets get this fella a ticket 

[Alex 35095]

Got one, but it'll cost you a blow job

[Howmanheyman 33245]

4 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Howay lads, lets get this fella a ticket 

I was going to get him a ticket flippantly but he specifically asked for someone to seriously get him a ticket. Fuck that shit. 

[Tdansmith 3259]

7 minutes ago, Alex said:

Got one, but it'll cost you a blow job

That's a very good offer tbf

[Dr Gloom 21924]

i'm revising my prediction: 4-nowt to us. Salami to add one from the bench to Dummet's treble 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

The Netto Shelvey is injured, it seems and Slimani may well be fit. Looking for a similar performance to Southampton ideally; come out flying, get one early and get into the possession stat-riding, "plucky underdog"-when-it-suits-them, footballing "philosophy" touting arseholes and send their specky glake of a manager back home to Shitville.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Where in the city centre will have the game on? I've managed to score a ticket but need one for one of the other lads, but need a back-up pub-with-a-stream option should the worse happen.

[Tom 14011]

Thread title

[strawb 4266]

Beat these 3-0 imo. All the people saying Wagner was doing better than Rafa last season should take a look at his smug dish after this humbling.

[Tdansmith 3259]

4 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Where in the city centre will have the game on? I've managed to score a ticket but need one for one of the other lads, but need a back-up pub-with-a-stream option should the worse happen.

I'm sure if you ask nicely someone will volunteer to walk you all to the ground, buy you a programme, maybe a hamburger ?  even buy your mate a beer  who's watching in the Hotspur.

You never know, you may get a blow job as well.

Should be a good day

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

Slim Shady is fit. 12-0