Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 (edited) 7:00 - Have a bowl of müesli 85433[/snapback] It's not by choice. It's the law over there. (Toblerones for lunch though so it's not all bad). Edited January 27, 2006 by Dr Kenneth Noisewater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil 0 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Cheeky bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Whilst I haven't been working: 09:00 Wait until wor lass and the bairn have fucked off out, knock a quick batch of sement out, then switch my computer on (sometimes this is reversed) 09:15 Stick the kettle on and head off to the toilet for a James Brown, start the bath running and let the concert commence. 09:22 Give my arse a good wiping and step straight into the awaiting bath. 09:23 Give the headpiece a good cleaning, then wash my hair etc, finishing off with a short soak with the Spa on. Very Important, ensure rusty bullethole is clear of any debris to avoid arseitch later on. Nowt worse than getting caught in public place with a plague of arse wasps attacking your ring. 09:35 Flick kettle on again whilst passing and head off to bedroom to spruce up for the day. 09:40 Clothed and ready to rock. 09:42 Make Tea and Toast, sit down and watch Sky Sports News to see if the shithouse has been sacked yet. 09:55 Brush my dominoes 10:00 Roll small spliff, bullet size 10:05 Take dog down the Dene whilst smoking biffta on route. 10:25 Get paper on the way back, settle down with a coffee and Paper and plan what I'm doing for the rest of the day, happily mellow. All to change from Monday as I'm now back in work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7311 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 (edited) 1- depending on what shift im working, if i need a shave, petrol in my car, uniform ironing etc. etc. i get up at either 5.30am for a 7am start, 7.30am for a 9.00am start, 12.00pm for a 2.00pm start, or 6.00pm for a 9.00pm start 2- l lie in bed til 5mins before i have to set off 3- put in contact lenses 4- jump in the shower for 2 mins 5 - brush teeth for 2 mins 6- throw on jeans and a plain white t shirt for under my uniform 7- jump in car 8- for an early or night shift listen to talk sport 9- for a late shift listen to ipod 10- drive flat out at 80mph for 30miles to darlington hoping my car doesnt explode 11- park in one of only 4spaces in the whole hospital you dont have to pay for ( but noone else knows about) 12- get into casualty about 30seconds before my shift starts 13- get onto shop floor about 1/2 second before my shift starts, red faced and still buttoning up my shirt 14- greeted with same disaproving looks i have been getting every morning for years. Edited January 28, 2006 by J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 8.15 - Phone alarm goes off 8.16 - Brush teeth, turn on shower 8.18 - Shower 8.25 - Dry my bits 8.30 - Dress shirt, suit, tie, fresh pants and socks 8.35 - Breakfast - Museli, banana, water 8.50 - Walk to work 9.05 - Arrive at work, doss for 8 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 6.45 - Alarm goes off (then goes on snoose for a bit) 7.10 - Have bath/shower/Brush Teeth 7.20 - Dry Hair/Get dressed 7.40 - Join the other sad buggers in the traffic on A1 9.00 - Start work but from this Wed: 7.55 - Get bus into Toon 8.30 - Start my new job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 6.45 - Alarm goes off (then goes on snoose for a bit)7.10 - Have bath/shower/Brush Teeth 7.20 - Dry Hair/Get dressed 7.40 - Join the other sad buggers in the traffic on A1 9.00 - Start work but from this Wed: 7.55 - Get bus into Toon 8.30 - Start my new job 86002[/snapback] So you can sneak in a sly she-wank then of a morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 6.45 - Alarm goes off (then goes on snoose for a bit)7.10 - Have bath/shower/Brush Teeth 7.20 - Dry Hair/Get dressed 7.40 - Join the other sad buggers in the traffic on A1 9.00 - Start work but from this Wed: 7.55 - Get bus into Toon 8.30 - Start my new job 86002[/snapback] So you can sneak in a sly she-wank then of a morning? 86005[/snapback] No need, it was included in the 1st place, but in a lady like way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 (edited) I can't believe so many people have the energy and time to crack one off in the morning. I hope you do it either during or before your shower you African baby killers. Edited January 30, 2006 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckypierre 0 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I can't believe so many people have the energy and time to crack one off in the morning. I hope you do it either during or before your shower you African baby killers. 86049[/snapback] never go out with a loaded gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I can't believe so many people have the energy and time to crack one off in the morning. I hope you do it either during or before your shower you African baby killers. 86049[/snapback] never go out with a loaded gun 86050[/snapback] Aye too risky, it could go off anytime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I can't believe so many people have the energy and time to crack one off in the morning. I hope you do it either during or before your shower you African baby killers. 86049[/snapback] never go out with a loaded gun 86050[/snapback] Aye too risky, it could go off anytime! 86052[/snapback] If only Wacky had heeded that advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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