The Fish 11128 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Nobody else was doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 Team News Newcastle United Jamaal Lascelles and Christian Atsu were both named on the bench against Leicester at the weekend and will push for starts against Everton in midweek. Everton Sam Allardyce isn't expected to recover any of his injured players in time for the trip to Newcastle on Wednesday. Michael Keane and Phil Jagielka are available again and one could be called upon here if Ashley Williams is not fit enough to play twice in a short space of time. Yannick Bolasie featured for the Everton U23s on Monday after more than a year on the sidelines but he isn't expected back for the first-team until 2018. Match Facts Newcastle have seen over 2.5 goals in 10 of their last 11 matches against Everton in all competitions. Everton have failed to win their last 16 away matches (Premier League). There have been over 2.5 goals scored in Newcastle's last 5games (Premier League). Newcastle have lost 6 of their last 7 matches (Premier League). Everton have won 6 of their last 7 matches against Newcastle in all competitions. Everton have scored at least 2 goals in 8 of their last 9 matches against Newcastle in all competitions. Everton have kept a clean sheet in their last 3 matches against Newcastle in all competitions. Newcastle have conceded at least 2 goals in their last 5matches (Premier League). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36019 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Much better title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Please define 'useless pricks' Mr. Fish, I'm curious about your thoughts about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36019 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I tip my hat to you if yours is still useful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22837 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 3-0 to the useless pricks. Gayle hattrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14343 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 You've got to hope that Ashley Williams is playing since he continues to be a fucking dreadful centre half and Gayle looks to be getting back to a good level. You've also got to hope that Lascelles is fit as Lejeune continues to about as much use as the Pope's balls atm. Wouldn't be surprised to see Shelvey back in for Merino as Rafa tries to assemble something half decent out of 20-odd poor players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Alex said: I tip my hat to you if yours is still useful I can still pee, and sometimes get a tinge on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36019 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Just now, Noelie said: I can still pee, and sometimes get a tinge on. I assumed you could still piss like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alex said: I assumed you could still piss like. I assume I could still fuck if given the opportunity like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36019 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22837 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: You've got to hope that Ashley Williams is playing since he continues to be a fucking dreadful centre half and Gayle looks to be getting back to a good level. You've also got to hope that Lascelles is fit as Lejeune continues to about as much use as the Pope's balls atm. Wouldn't be surprised to see Shelvey back in for Merino as Rafa tries to assemble something half decent out of 20-odd poor players. this starting 11 should have enough in them to get a result at home to everton ------------------elliot yedlin-----lascelles----clark-----mbemba ----------------hayden ritchie-----shelvey-----merino----atsu ---------------gayle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Toon 0 v 2 Everton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34841 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I'd fancy us to sneak a win purely as we're overdue a win and these are aren't as good as some the teams we've recently played. However that overbearing cunt in charge of them usually gets something from games against us so might have to settle for a draw. I still think we'll sneak a win and I'm not usually that optimistic. 2-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Alex said: Much better title IIRC, it was this type of title that orchestrated our relegation. Anyhow, we need to find something that works SOON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Noelie said: I assume I could still fuck if given the opportunity like. Two words. Fleshlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 ...and one of these NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Oh yeah, 1-0 to the good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31798 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Exactly the sort of game where Allardyce will set up for a 0-0 and we’ll sneak a 1-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 19 minutes ago, ewerk said: Exactly the sort of game where Allardyce will set up for a 0-0 and we’ll sneak a 1-0. My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted December 12, 2017 Author Share Posted December 12, 2017 If it wasn't Newcastle I'd agree, but he'd love to stick the boot in. He'll set up for a 1-0 and we'll get an equaliser as he drops further and further back to protect the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Palace's 2 late goals (89 & 92 minutes) certainly makes things tight at the bottom of the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22837 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 41 minutes ago, trooper said: Palace's 2 late goals (89 & 92 minutes) certainly makes things tight at the bottom of the table. We may as well kill ourselves now 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 As I said in the last match thread without Lascelles I can see it being a loss, if he starts hopefully we get back to resembling the resolute side from earlier on in the season and can get a positive result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Fat Heed will be going for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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