Park Life 71 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Hopes, rituals, fears, food, families, prezzies and moans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Nowt planned yet but I will say I'm pissed off that one of my favourite traditions - getting pissed and watching us play on Boxing Day - has been scuppered by Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 They were playing Christmas music in Starbucks the other day - before it was even bonfire night. FUCK OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Same old same old. Could be worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Enjoy it before the Muslims have it banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 I've a few Christmas traditions; I only wrap presents drunk, early on Christmas morning. Quietly telling my Dad that next year, if they want to get me anything (which they needn't), they should just get me one gift off my Amazon list or something. works out cheaper and makes more sense than the pile of stuff I don't want/need that will just take up space until I throw it out during a house move. My sister getting in a huff because no one wants to play a boardgame and me finding the whole awkwardness hilarious. Dad shooting me a entreating look after a racist elderly relative says something wildly offensive. Mam making more puddings than any one family could possibly get through. And offering cakes/biscuits/treats every half hour, like the feeder she is. The guilt trip just as I'm leaving because I don't visit enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, ewerk said: Enjoy it before the Muslims have it banned. Speaking of which: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30616 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Obviously he's a stupid fucking cunt who no one in their right mind would listen to but what's he hoping for? Enough people boycott Gregg's so that it leads to job cuts. There's the Xmas spirit / message of Jesus for you right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 59 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Speaking of which: *shoots entreating look* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Alex said: Obviously he's a stupid fucking cunt who no one in their right mind would listen to but what's he hoping for? Enough people boycott Gregg's so that it leads to job cuts. There's the Xmas spirit / message of Jesus for you right there. Looks like he's hoping to either see Islam get the same treatment, which would quite possibly lead to fatalities, or for Christianity to be protected, which not a kick in the arse off censorship. Either way, I now want a steak bake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 They look like they’re enjoying it.. yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Chow down on the flaky pastry of our lord. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Surely it's considerably less insulting than expecting someone to believe a wafer literally becomes his body after you eat it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 22 minutes ago, Alex said: Surely it's considerably less insulting than expecting someone to believe a wafer literally becomes his body after you eat it. It's the transformation in the mass that makes it his body. I still think this idea is the most bat shit crazy religious tenet of them all which is some feat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 (edited) People get offended too easy.. it’s a sausage roll on an advert ffs Edited November 15, 2017 by zerosum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Yeah, but the mass is after communion But I didn't actually know that tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21627 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 23 minutes ago, Alex said: Surely it's considerably less insulting than expecting someone to believe a wafer literally becomes his body after you eat it. The weird thing is, Catholics don't even believe it turns to flesh after you eat it, it does so during transubstantiation, on the altar. I remember having an argument with my religious aunty about it, obviously pointing out it looked and tasted a lot more like wafer to me than an uncooked chunk of human flesh. She was having none of it. I mean, what type of mentality is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9777 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Parky obviously needing something to cheer him up while looking forward to potato salad and sausages at Christmas Eve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 17 minutes ago, Renton said: The weird thing is, Catholics don't even believe it turns to flesh after you eat it, it does so during transubstantiation, on the altar. I remember having an argument with my religious aunty about it, obviously pointing out it looked and tasted a lot more like wafer to me than an uncooked chunk of human flesh. She was having none of it. I mean, what type of mentality is that? You can start to excuse it by saying the body and blood thing is a metaphor but then you realise it 100% isn't and is in fact the central belief in the entire religion. Then you realise it's links to primative human sacrifice which weirds it up another notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 fucking elf on the shelf.. creepy as owt. If my kids were little they’d be freaked out by it watching them. https://www.elfontheshelf.com/christmas-tradition?from=about-hero# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: Parky obviously needing something to cheer him up while looking forward to potato salad and sausages at Christmas Eve. She's more into the Kassler mate. Edited November 15, 2017 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 17 hours ago, Park Life said: Hopes, rituals, fears, food, families, prezzies and moans? 1, we don't get beat over the christmas period 2, A joke present off my sister 3, ill health 4, Lots of food, a lot of it from Marks and Spencer ( instead of Aldi ) 5, A small get together one day of the holiday period ( not boxing day ) 6, usual crap 7, Christmas hype weeks and weeks before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted November 16, 2017 Author Share Posted November 16, 2017 Miss M&S Christmas comfort food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 the best thing about christmas is the cheese course, which lasts for about a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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