Alex 35095 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Charm the locals with a cheeky sword dance? Back to the Willy waving I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 6 hours ago, Gemmill said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10427455/Mike-Ashley-sues-Amanda-Staveley-demanding-return-10million-Newcastle-United-takeover-loan.html 6 hours ago, ewerk said: Ask and you shall receive. It’s honestly the weirdest thing about the bloke, he’s an absolute fucking cunt and is happy to be that for fucking YEARS in a very public fashion , but the moment anyone is like “maybe you didn’t do that in the best way” he’s raging . If you’re going to be a cunt just be one, he can’t genuinely believe anyone that would listen to Staveley criticize his ownership and change their opinion that contrary to all public information available to the contrary he was actually quality. The fact he even thought to put in that clause shows what a little bitch boy he is. Look forward to him being out-cunted one day, maybe this son in law of his he appoints somehow fucks him over and empties all his accounts. Hope he stubs his fucking toe everytime he walks through a door, and catches his nut sack in the zipper of his pants everytime he has to piss. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2984 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 It’s laughable that Ashley thinks a gag order is going to protect his public image. As though everyone doesn’t already know he’s a colossal cunt. What damage can anyone do to the public image of a man who nobody has a good thing to say about in the first place? And besides, as far as I’m aware, the new owners have merely commented on the club’s state of disarray in terms of football results and the state of decay in its assets off the field. These are simply a statement of facts. The implications drawn from such comments by Ashley that these remarks constitute a criticism of himself implies that Ashley acknowledges that he exploited the club, preferring to run it into the ground as a cold and barren marketing vehicle for his shit sports stores. The most laughable aspect of this entire thing is that Ashley, in the above sense, confirmed that he is completely correct in claiming responsibility for the current state of the club. It’s ironic, of course, that he has done so belatedly, against his own will, and in accidental public confirmation of the criticism he had sought to avoid making public in the first place. And now he is suing others for a public recognition of his cuntishness that has been confirmed by himself. Jog on genius. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11282 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 17 hours ago, The Fish said: Lads are off to Saudi Arabia over the international break. What odds on one of them doing something wildly inappropriate while they're there? Hopefully they will get an appropriate punishment and be cut from the squad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11282 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 10 hours ago, Gemmill said: God he's a fucking dickhead. Back to hoping his helicopter crashes. 9 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: I can't at any point remember hoping it was adequately serviced. Just waiting for you there, although rather subdued. RUOK? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2967 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2984 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 The owners leaving no stone unturned in search of a win. And if we don't get given the win then those stones just might come in handy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44917 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Imagine putting a clause in a contract that's designed to make you not look like a cunt, and then pulling these lego leg jeans on and walking out the front door. Clause null and void dickhead, the law can't help you anymore. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7033 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 13 hours ago, ewerk said: What was the £10m loan about though? Cos she's a grifter with no cash behind her. The 10% of the club was gifted to her by PIF to thank her for being the intermediary who sorted the deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44917 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Grifter seems harsh. Especially considering Mike Ashley would still be the owner if not for her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 I’ve seen it quoted in a few different places she’s worth over £100m. She’s not billionaire-rich but she’s a successful businesswoman in her own right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 I reckon she’d be buying the pints on a piss up, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7033 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Grifter seems harsh. Especially considering Mike Ashley would still be the owner if not for her. It was said a bit tongue in cheek tbf Although it does raise questions around why a woman supposedly worth £100mil had to loan £10mil to get the deal done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Just now, Kid Dynamite said: It was said a bit tongue in cheek tbf Although it does raise questions around why a woman supposedly worth £100mil had to loan £10mil to get the deal done Why would you spend your own money if you didn’t need to? There’s a reason she’s made plenty money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1215 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 They're leaving on a jet plane to Jeddah in an hour.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21934 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 On 22/01/2022 at 06:52, Kid Dynamite said: Cos she's a grifter with no cash behind her. The 10% of the club was gifted to her by PIF to thank her for being the intermediary who sorted the deal Yup, this is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21934 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 (The bit about PIF gifting her her stake. I wouldn’t say she was a grifter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4727 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Could be a good last week on transfers not only with the win, but also having all the cutting edge people in one place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Chaser said: They're leaving on a jet plane to Jeddah in an hour.... I hope John Denver’s not flying. That’s another one for the kids. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3338 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Alex said: I hope John Denver’s not flying. That’s another one for the kids. Aye, he shoulda stuck to country roads. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Could be a good last week on transfers not only with the win, but also having all the cutting edge people in one place. Reported. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44917 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Bonesaw bantz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 On 23/01/2022 at 16:48, Gemmill said: Bonesaw bantz. I was briefly concerned that you and I had accidentally conspired to have TT nuked by MBS. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7297 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 On 22/01/2022 at 12:03, toonotl said: Waddle on genius. FYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44917 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 7 solid minutes of sportswashing. CAN YOU DIG IT?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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