Alex 34821 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 (edited) Was expecting it to be something about currying favour but that's way better Edit @adios Edited December 8, 2017 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10701 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, Anorthernsoul said: This has got Eyes Wide Shut written all over it. I pity the poor chump that picks Mike's Range Rover Fob from the bowl. Beads of belly sweat pooling in the small of your back as he tries to thumb in a softy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Fish said: I pity the poor chump that picks Mike's Range Rover Fob from the bowl. Beads of belly sweat pooling in the small of your back as he tries to thumb in a softy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3207 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 17 minutes ago, The Fish said: I pity the poor chump that picks Mike's Range Rover Fob from the bowl. Beads of belly sweat pooling in the small of your back as he tries to thumb in a softy. Oh FFS ! I actually made that picture in my head you cruel git. now i feel a bit sick, tonight's curry may be cancelled. Thanks a fucking bunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 hours ago, The Fish said: I pity the poor chump that picks Mike's Range Rover Fob from the bowl. Beads of belly sweat pooling in the small of your back as he tries to thumb in a softy. Spekaing from experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32715 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Tom said: Spekaing from experience? Remarkable detail from the fish, never heard of thumbing anything in anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Remarkable detail from the fish, never heard of thumbing anything in anywhere. Apart from a lift ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 The Mail: ‘Understand that no agreement was reached during their dinner at a curry house in Hampstead and the offer from Staveley and PCP Capital Partners remains at £250million. Mike Ashley is holding out for £300m and has claimed that a rival bidder is prepared to pay £320m, although no details are known of the second party. Another complicating factor is Newcastle’s performance on the pitch and the threat of relegation from the Premier League. Benitez is desperate to reinforce a squad he believes was left short after the summer transfer window and has called on Ashley to invest, reminding him that a club heading for the Championship will not be as valuable to prospective buyers.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30240 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 'Look, I've another fella here offering £320m. But seeing as I like you you can have it for £300m.' Fucking footballing and business genius. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToony 41 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Dear Mike, Sell the club already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 "Sell our club before it's to late" is the message to Ashley from Big Al.I wonder if we'll see a few bedsheets with this at SJP on Wednesday Night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 If this takeover's happening it'll have to be sorted by this Friday 15th to give Rafa the final week of the January window to buy reinforcements. I was reading the other day that there would be another 40 days from when the club was bought for the buyers to seek approval from the FA & do further due diligence. If it happens on the 15th the 40 days will take us up to January 24th leaving exactly a week of the window open. Hopefully with a few quid & a week left hopefully Rafa could sign some players. The alternative is Ashley's still here & Rafa spends January in the bargain basement scouring for 4th or 5th choice players & look how that turned out in the summer Lets hope something's finalised by this Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21809 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 3 hours ago, trooper said: "Sell our club before it's to late" is the message to Ashley from Big Al.I wonder if we'll see a few bedsheets with this at SJP on Wednesday Night. you do wonder that a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 20 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: you do wonder that a lot. Yes i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42045 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Honestly man Trooper, do yourself a favour and stop being remotely optimistic- we’re owned by Mike Ashley, the worst possible outcome in any given situation is the one that will happen. Think this way and anything nice that slips through the fatnet is s bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Honestly man Trooper, do yourself a favour and stop being remotely optimistic 1 And to this day those words were never uttered before or since. Edited December 11, 2017 by adios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 i Can't win "dont be a bedwetter" "dont be optomistic" there's notbmuch scope for anything elses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5165611/Newcastle-going-Benitez-doesnt-transfer-funds.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42045 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 21 minutes ago, trooper said: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5165611/Newcastle-going-Benitez-doesnt-transfer-funds.html Stop wetting the bed, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Stop wetting the bed, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21809 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 maybe the bed sheets we'll see at the next home game will just be trooper's sopping linen getting a good airing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ewerk 30240 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Get ready to pop the mutherfucking champagne! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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