Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Just now, Tom said: That counts. I fixed the balls on the abacus we bought our teenaged daughter on her 1st birthday, and Mrs.F came up and said ” Oh, that’s so lovely, but what are the little ball things” I said ” It’s the little things that count.” 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, Carl said: I'm in my bar drinking a bottle of 61 deep pale ale, does that count Yo brother. Actual bar or bit of bitofworktopintheshed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tom said: That counts. It's on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Bit of both £350 then the wife tarted it up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Fucking hell Carl, fancy buying a football club? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Just now, Tom said: Fucking hell Carl, fancy buying a football club? That was my last £350, that's why I'm drinking a Christmas bottle I found in the back of the cuboard. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31225 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Any man who lives in a boutique hotel lobby is okay by me. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Carl said: Bit of both £350 then the wife tarted it up Looks posh, i bet there's some himalayan salt crisps behind that bar 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 I wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 “Pork scratchings? I don’t think so... we’ve got avocado flakes!?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 The posh pig does a good pork scratching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15737 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 35 minutes ago, Tom said: I’m currently on a wine diet. Less carbs. Also it goes better with cereal. I'll just have wheat thins and beer If I get sick the toilet is near 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20798 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Fuck me. I'm pissing myself at that Carl. Superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20798 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Here he is 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Tiddley winks ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Have a bang on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Going back to the thread title, the continued silence by the Premier League is disgraceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 If you zoom in the the chrome you can see his lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Carl said: Bit of both £350 then the wife tarted it up Someone’s nicked your candles mate, and …err… I think your Mrs.has left something in the ice-bucket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I fixed the balls on the abacus we bought our teenaged daughter on her 1st birthday, and Mrs.F came up and said ” Oh, that’s so lovely, but what are the little ball things” I said ” It’s the little things that count.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 So it looks like Masters is in more trouble with the Premier League clubs this morning, a Chinese broadcaster is withholding payment of £160 million that was due in March and it looks like he has done virtually nothing to get it back apart from just wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 11 hours ago, Carl said: The posh pig does a good pork scratching Does your lass know you call her that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35614 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 12 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I don’t know why he doesn’t just sell to the other bidder who’s offered £50m more than the Saudis. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Sky Sports gagging reporters this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Dorty bastards. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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