Isegrim 9741 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I am truly shocked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim 0 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Apparently liverpool are saying it wasn’t them, it was chelsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Qatar are saying, it wasn’t them, it was Burton. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19991 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Apparently your dad is licking out your sister, hurry up and you can get two's on that tab end she's promised him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42191 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tim said: Apparently liverpool are saying it wasn’t them, it was chelsea So Timmy, At what point did you realise that your owner was a total fucking charlatan? Was it; 1- When he asked you to fix the pink seats in return for a microwaved burger and pint of cooking lager? 2- When he closed half the “stadium” because he couldn’t afford the leccy bill? 3- When he failed to get you promoted out of League 1 at the first time of asking? 4- When he took out a loan of £10 million to “fix a lift”, which you didn’t need anyway (see 2 above). 5- When his mate Charlie called you all a bunch of cunts? 6- When he failed to get you promoted out of League One at the second time of asking? 7- When it came out that he’d used the club’s own parachute payments to buy you, because he’s only worth £8 million 8- When you stepped outside during the opening night of Sunderland Til I Die season 2 and heard the entire country pissing themselves laughing at the sub-Office style comedy? 9- When it looks like he’s going to peddle you to a bloke with an imaginary drinks company, making himself £30 million? Take your time, your lass/sister/Mam won’t be back home until she’s serviced her last punter outside the Metro. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34952 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Nice of the lad to take time out from fingering his sister and his long running rivalry with Burton fans tbf 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Relieved in a way, I was never that keen on the idea of the saudis running us, Ashley might be a cunt but at least he's never beheaded anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42191 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Alex said: Nice of the lad to take time out from fingering his sister and his long running rivalry with Burton fans tbf She can take all six at once, too. Not bad for a 12yr old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17154 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Tim said: Yes the same cunts that you signed the letter with have stabbed you in the back. Fucking Karma. FTM Hows divi 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19991 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bizza said: Relieved in a way, I was never that keen on the idea of the saudis running us, Ashley might be a cunt but at least he's never beheaded anyone. Just starves them by not paying them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42191 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, wykikitoon said: Just starves them by not paying them Whilst they’re having babies in the warehouse bogs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 It is not dead as long as there isn’t a coffin carried through the streets of Newcastle. 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3860 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 44 minutes ago, Tim said: I can see that you are very upset, it must hurt when you think you are friends with the big boys and then the cunts stab you in the back lol. By the way it wasn’t just liverpool and united, Chelsea and Arsenal part of it too. Not sure about Burnley but I’d imagine so as let’s face it they are a similar sized club, albeit with a smaller fan base, and they don’t want you being able to be able to compete with them in the transfer market. Lol. FTM Ffs league one no hopers trying to take the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19991 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 It's the hope that kills us ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34952 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I mean, how the fuck would Wraith know? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32888 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Isegrim said: It is not dead as long as there isn’t a coffin carried through the streets of Newcastle. Was just going to put that on here with a 'HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES AND NEVER STOP HOLDING THEM!!' or something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 She is no Henry.., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42191 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Was just going to put that on here with a 'HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES AND NEVER STOP HOLDING THEM!!' or something. The Knight Ryder has been spotted at the Mauritania tonight, bladdered, arguing with the bouncers that he can’t wear a mask because his loyal puntaz won’t realise they’re in the presence of an award winning journo. I expect a “5 reasons the takeover failed” piece to be phoned in tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34952 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Don’t know about anyone else but I’m looking forward to 17 weeks of speculation about whether or not the deal can be resurrected 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Oh well, can’t say I’m surprised the saudis have pulled out after all this time. Shame for the north east and the club though - goes to show how rotten the PL is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 33 minutes ago, Alex said: Don’t know about anyone else but I’m looking forward to 17 weeks of speculation about whether or not the deal can be resurrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Don’t do it to yourselves, just face we have Ashley here until he dies and then we get Ashley’s reanimated gross fat fucking ugly head in a jar while Charnley does the talking for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Cool £17m deposit in his pocket as well and whipped the fans up into a frenzy for 4 months again so he’s happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19991 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 22 minutes ago, Isegrim said: I just can't see it. This isn't a plea to push the PL at all. They'll do their talking with a gun hopefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 I’ll still pay attention and waste the odd Sunday watching the shite we serve up. The thing I was most looking forward to from this was having a team that my son could potentially engage with. I’ve been trying to get him into footie for years but we are so shit, all I’m turning him off the game, forcing him to endure sitting through Newcastle games. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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