ewerk 30419 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 43 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: They’d probably make that back fairly sharpish with Man Utd because their sponsorship and commercial deals are leagues ahead of ours. The lack of money we make on the commercial side of things is embarrassing. Largely because we exist as a way for Ashley to beam Sports Direct across the globe. Not really. Man U have averaged around £12m of profit over the last five years and have a debt of £550m. Throw in the fact that the first team needs a reasonable overhaul and you'd be a long time making back £4bn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Man Utd would sign one little Chinese fella and they’d make it back. FACTAMUNDO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30419 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 They already tried that but couldn't keep him off the fags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7287 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Tom said: And today Mike Ashley’s “Fraser Group” has settled their Belgian Tax Bill Thats got to be it now lads? Rumour that Mike repurposed some Slazenger apparel into face masks to lessen the bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Even Luke Edwards is saying it’s pretty much done Jeez I can’t cope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3353 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Man Utd would sign one little Chinese fella and they’d make it back. FACTAMUNDO A Saudi and a Chinese player in our squad of World Club Cup winning players and they will make that much and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tom said: Even Luke Edwards is saying it’s pretty much done Jeez I can’t cope. Will be a thorough thrapping of myself happening when it’s through. Scented candles, binaural audio filtering through Alexa, sheets down, the lot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Cheers Jordan. I was just gonna have a beer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 LOL @ us completely outbidding everyone to host Joshua/Fury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) Please oh wonderful lord in the sky, please bless us on this fine day and rid of us of that grotesque fat prick.. ill do anything lord, even go to church and break bread with your lovely smiley not creepy at all followers and I won’t even get pissed until afterwards. So listen to me as I pray oh great one, listen to my wishes if it’s only this once to deliver us filthy fucking rich Arab overlords that will fulfil our lofty ambitions.. and please while you are at it when he’s gone let Mike Ashley live a LONG FULFILLING PROSPEROUS *wink* LIFE BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT OK *wink wink*.So I beg you lord, this is my only wish. Thanks for listening great one. Edited April 24, 2020 by 247 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20024 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Will be a thorough thrapping of myself happening when it’s through. Scented candles, binaural audio filtering through Alexa, sheets down, the lot. Was drinking when I read that. It's now coming out of my fucking nose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20024 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15468 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Was drinking when I read that. It's now coming out of my fucking nose. Same for the esteemed Ayatollah by the time he's done. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Is that some kind of tantric wank inspired by Sting? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7077 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Thrapping on the Moon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20024 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Not related, but is @troopersitting in a bath of his own Jizz over this? I haven't seen him post in the last few day. Hope you and the fam are ok kidder 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42223 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Thrapping on the Moon. Thrapping In A Bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15468 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Don't Thrap So Close To Me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20024 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Desert Thrap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42223 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Thrapped Around Your Finger? Ayatollah isn’t the only one getting pissed and nekkid. Shoppers swap clothes for alcohol amid record sales drop https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52408885 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7012 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Anyone else bored of refreshing twitter waiting for news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Anyone else bored of refreshing twitter waiting for news All I’m seeing is different letters to the premier league from organisations that are opposed to the takeover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7077 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Has Uncal Mick written one yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30419 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 He’s just over the moon that Bruce is going to be back on the market. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32940 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Well, just finished graft, out the shower, sitting in the garden on this lovely day with an icer. I think now would be a pretty good time to officially announce that Jabba has left the building and quotes are in to remove every bit of sports direct shit in the stadium. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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