Jump to content

Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official


The Mighty Hog
 Share

Recommended Posts

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

the league has approved the deal and the buyer and seller are happy. what's the hold up? 

HGV driver shortage holding up Bruce’s enormous Monster Munch pay off. 

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites


Speaking of journos, :lol: what a desperate cunt this bloke is he should remember the ‘conflicting stories’ he’s hearing will all be from other journos like himself that are making stuff up, you know like how Henry Mauriss is a more likely owner and PiF isn’t actually interested. The prospective owners haven’t said a word on any of these matters ffs, also can see him try and sneak the Bruce will stay angle in there, there’s not a chance in hell man :lol:. Since we will be a club of more importance hopefully his paper trade him in for a journo that can actually write interesting stuff. 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, Howay said:
 


 Since we will be a club of more importance hopefully his paper trade him in for a journo that can actually write interesting stuff. 

 

:lol: Aye. 

 

"Ok Luke, since Newcastle have gone up in the world we'll need you to really step up your efforts with fan engagement, get us the details that other papers can't by using all your carefully nurtured relationships with the common man up there. What's that? Their kids are kicking burning effigies of you up and down Northumberland Street? Erm... let us get back to you on the direction we're going to take from here...

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Tell you what like, if people want to have a serious conversation where we look into how morally bankrupt we are both in allowing almost any foreign investment and will sell arms etc to practically anyone. And then make a fundamental change to the way this country operates then I’m all for it. But nah, lets just go down the mock indignation route because it’s someone else’s football club getting a massive investment boost whilst pretending to care about human rights in a country you never think about. 

  • Like 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

:lol: Aye. 

 

"Ok Luke, since Newcastle have gone up in the world we'll need you to really step up your efforts with fan engagement, get us the details that other papers can't by using all your carefully nurtured relationships with the common man up there. What's that? Their kids are kicking burning effigies of you up and down Northumberland Street? Erm... let us get back to you on the direction we're going to take from here...

"Luke, have you got Netflix?"

 

"Yeah, why?"

 

"Well that new job I was talking about, let's just say you might want to catch up on 'Sunderland till I die'. Congratulations, Luke. You deserve this role, chuffed for you!"

  • Haha 6
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, Renton said:

Can't quite see the ground from my window but there's one hell of a noise coming from SJP now. 

 

I'm at the ground. Staveley just came out and held up Bruce's head. 

  • Haha 15
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Tom changed the title to Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.